Devon

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[Devon @mc_dev_dev]

Probably the greatest Smite world champion game I’ve ever saw! Congratulations @KnightsGG #SWCAtHome #SWC also nice to see Qvofred finally get his ring!

[Devon @mc_dev_dev]

Yo bitch look like she don’t wipe her ass right🤪

[Devon @mc_dev_dev]

Bdsm but instead of punishing you, I take a star off the good noodle board.

[Devon @mc_dev_dev]

If you get up during a movie at a movie theater to use the bathroom, you are weak willed and should not reproduce.🤷🏾‍♂️

[Devon @mc_dev_dev]

The fuck you mean yo momma didn’t teach you how to cook? Your momma didn’t teach you how to suck dick, but you can suck dick.

[Devon @mc_dev_dev]

I give good head because I’m not good in the head.

[Devon @mc_dev_dev]

A cry for help, but it’s just me asking people to come over to my house.

[Devon @mc_dev_dev]

Hold tf on guys, I might’ve spoken this into existence

[Devon @mc_dev_dev]

Man I really want a @VancityReynolds, @TomHolland1996, and @RealHughJackman movie as Wolverine, Deadpool, and Spider-Man, it would be the funniest and coolest movie of all time!

[Devon @mc_dev_dev]

@rebbford GIVE THE TIGRIS AN INCARNON, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

[Devon @mc_dev_dev]

@kalaelizabeth I just did this with a friend, if you have someone to help guide you through the Star chart only a few weeks

[Devon @mc_dev_dev]

I’m tonguing someone’s bootyhole this Christmas

[Devon @mc_dev_dev]

@PlayWarframe What time?

[Devon @mc_dev_dev]

American Dad > Family Guy

[Devon @mc_dev_dev]

She left my house with some white on her chin, can say I Papa Smurfed her

[Devon @mc_dev_dev]

It’s only the things I love that die, never me.

[Devon @mc_dev_dev]

Who would you die for?

[Devon @mc_dev_dev]

It should’ve been me lord, I was the one sucking dick for money

[Devon @mc_dev_dev]

A switch, a sub, and a dom are the best trio of people

[Devon @mc_dev_dev]

Whenever says “Your mom” to me

[Devon @mc_dev_dev]

It’s been a rough few weeks, someone sit on my face.