zoe

slaying

[𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙 ִ ࣪𖤐 shedtwt ! @guiltygh0st]

set to play tomodachi for hours

[HighDefDiscNews.com @HighDefDiscNews]

Or.. watch it free on YouTube in 2160p..

Zero subscription needed.

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

Alone in my living room watching Artemis II reach low Earth orbit

[x__x @bpdsins]

being strict will legit make u accidentally find a guy who is obsessed w u

[july🐝 @uhjuly]

“no, benjamin netanyahu is not personally causing every minor inconvenience in your life”

[Rohan Connolly @rohan_connolly]

Pretty telling that Cathy Wilcox has become a more effective political commentator with her powerful sketchings than most of her non-cartoonist colleagues who expend thousands more words every week but somehow manage to say very little or gutlessly avoid the issues altogether.

[Omne Europa @neolatyno]

Good morning to Melania Trump’s homeland of Slovenia and to this amazing magazine cover showing her husband with Hitler moustache made of crude oil. 🇸🇮🇪🇺

Slovenes cooked severely here.

[Sav Shawz @shawzsav]

Get your vaccines, abort your children, smoke weed, hate the government

[capyzara @poisonwithana]

resolutions for this year
-don't kms
-don't get rage baited by mom
-sleep on time

[Riley Walz @rtwlz]

the US government is DOXXING santa's live location once again. probably with palantir's help. a man providing mutual aid to children, and the state treats him like a THREAT. the elves aren't unionized. we need to do better

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

me waiting for the spotify wrapped shit to move on its own

[pierce @piercespears]

just remembered I have to party all night Friday and Saturday

[alex @perfectllover]

Ate entire sub after I said I was going to save half for tomorrow

[FactPost @factpostnews]

New photo shows House Democrats in full attendance to stop government shutdown while the Republican side of the chamber is empty.

[Panda @VivaLaPanda]

One day a student moved to SF. He went to his Master and asked, "Teacher, I am new here and understand that SF is a city of many freedoms. What musnt I do?"

The teacher replied simply: "everything is permitted"

Hearing this, the student went into the city.

Growing weary from walking, the student stops to rest on a swing. Before he can sit down, the police come and remove the swing.

Filled with indignity, the student returns to his teacher and asks: "teacher, why did the police remove this thing which harmed no soul?"

His teacher replied simply: "everything is permitted"

At that moment, the student was enlightened

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨MAJOR UPDATE: Utah Governor confirms Charlie Kirk’s alleged killer, Tyler Robinson, has not confessed, contradicting viral right-wing claims.

The shooter isn’t cooperating.

Yet the narrative was rolled out in full.

Somebody’s lying.

[onagapnotsew @westonpagano]

While you're all talking about Charlie Kirk, Israel just took more hostages in one single day than Hamas has taken in their entire existence.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

here’s a video of him justifying and calling for stoning gay people, good to keep in mind as MSNBC just fired a matthew dowd for critiquing charlie kirk as “divisive” and someone who drives extremist rheotoric on the right

[Covie @covie_93]

Minutes after former President Jimmy Carter's death was announced Scott Jennings was on CNN calling him a "terrible president" with a "big ego". He wasn't fired. He never apologized.

After Paul Pelosi was attacked Fox News hosts joked about it on air. They weren't fired. They never apologized.

After Charlie Kirk was killed Matthew Dowd said on MSNBC that he was "divisive" adding, "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words, which then lead to hateful actions." He was fired after apologizing.

Free speech only goes one way.