meghan carter hutton

doctoral student in literature | 901 Proud | she/her | dolly parton stan account

[Joseph Fasano @Joseph_Fasano_]

oh my god

[meghan carter hutton @mc_hutton]

@ALewWVU ugh miss y’all too @vanitasvanitum

[meghan carter hutton @mc_hutton]

@ALewWVU thinking back to this cracker barrel parking lot

[jackson @jackkk_pot]

The European mind cannot comprehend this

[meghan carter hutton @mc_hutton]

@ALewWVU hahaha stop how were you so ready with this pic 😂

[meghan carter hutton @mc_hutton]

horrible news for my dad’s fantasy football team

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

i have bad news for the lions :(

since the afl/nfl merger, they are 0-12 (.000) on thanksgiving when the moon is in a waxing gibbous phase. tomorrow is a waxing gibbous

[meghan carter hutton @mc_hutton]

@claireinspace she was looking camp right in the eye

[meghan carter hutton @mc_hutton]

@ALewWVU I straight up will drive three hours for a day trip to hang out with you and Tyler 😂 (we’ll get Kristen to also)

[meghan carter hutton @mc_hutton]

Did they figure it out because she was dressed like this?

[The New York Times @nytimes]

A 29-year-old woman pretended to be a student at a New Jersey high school for four days before her ruse was discovered, officials said. She was arrested on Tuesday and charged with providing documents that falsified her age to officials. https://t.co/SAtqX0N11n

[meghan carter hutton @mc_hutton]

@ALewWVU I need more than 2 minutes and 19 seconds

[meghan carter hutton @mc_hutton]

Is this an american south thing? Is it a strange connection to Sister Schubert rolls?

[meghan carter hutton @mc_hutton]

I just discovered that I have used the term sherbert my entire life (i.e. rainbow sherbert) and apparently it’s sherbet?

[meghan carter hutton @mc_hutton]

and my roommate is just as shocked as I am with this discovery

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Bring back movies where the actors deliver lines like this

[meghan carter hutton @mc_hutton]

My sister and I used to play school and she would make tests for me to take that were based on what she had been learning in school. The main issue was that she’s four years older than me and they were graded

[Chadwick @ohchadwick]

This is sending me 💀

[meghan carter hutton @mc_hutton]

@ALewWVU wow she’s really good 😁

[meghan carter hutton @mc_hutton]

Does anyone else have inside jokes with themselves? Every time I hear the song “You’re So Vane” I imagine that ‘clouds’ is replaced with ‘clowns’ during the “clouds in my coffee” part and I laugh to myself for the rest of the day

[meghan carter hutton @mc_hutton]

@DollyParton @amazonmusic #6 for me and @taylor_gail5 #3 I think

[meghan carter hutton @mc_hutton]

After living with a cat for the past several months, I have come to the conclusion that the majority of cat ownership is muttering “f***ing cat” under my breath