Connor

Caterpillar dreamt that it could fly🏔️

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Sometimes you do just finish uni on a random wednesday

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It's govern'mental' because they're trying to control your minds

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They're crafting the worst possible day for me imaginable

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Just got to the library and my laptop isn't working are they trying to get me to kms

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They're calling it the month of awesomeness where everything good happens to me everyday

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found a passage that synthesized my entire argument #blessed

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TFW it's day 3

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TFW life is beautiful and it will all work out perfectly

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Lost the ability to find the warmth in the cold kms

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I've been goodpersonmaxxing today and my karma is so high rn

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@SalmonellaZERO Ban pronouncing the word mil-keh-toast

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Ban the word milquetoast

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Important reminder from my supervisor: only the squeaky wheel gets the oil

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@playboidannyh Good shout

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Wtf do U do when yr coworkers are getting into a relationship argument while yr on shift

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Walked into a cactus like a cartoon character fmscl

[Marianismo ♱ @marianismobob]

Rollón aprendiendo las formas carolingias para que le dieran el ducado de Normandía:

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My coworker describes his bathroom vape break as 'getting his oxygen'

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I always find the source most relevant to my thought the day after I finish my essays...