JamarcusMcSquirtz

Social activist, breast cancer supporter, Sultan of Shag

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@EdvardVlas @bill_bixby11 @yourewrong90 @hottakesguy_ @FacistMilf @MrBigSnuffle Sex?

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@EdvardVlas @bill_bixby11 @yourewrong90 @hottakesguy_ @FacistMilf @MrBigSnuffle Catching strays out of nowhere

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@bill_bixby11 Just saw you kiss a dude bro

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Jamarcus stumbled across two blonde twin sisters that used to ride equestrian at auburn today. Uh oh!! #thighscouldkillme #whorse #threesome?

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Wench barely touched the 2L of wine we were splitting last night so I had to take matters into my own hands and now I’m feeling the results. Time to go toy around with corporate America for the weekend.

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Bringing undisciplined children onto an airplane should be punishable by guillotine. Medieval punishment guarantees results like no other.

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@ferdaman69 I will definitely rat you out bro

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I’m also supposed to inform my neighbors that I’m a “predator” or something. I haven’t even seen the alien movies in like 3 years wtf does that mean??

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Pinched a kid on my walk to work this morning for not wearing green and now I’m “not allowed within 150 feet of an elementary school or daycare.” Whatever the hell that means

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@ChuckNapier3 We get it dude. You’re freaking sick okay calm down

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Walked all the way to my class this morning just to have to poop when I got there. So I skipped class. Feels good to be back.

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@hottakesguy_ Chip definitely just got laid. Go shoot some hoops now to celebrate!

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In conclusion, this was nothing but a break. Possibly the farthest from it if we’re being honest. I’m starting to forget what the real world really is. These lotus flowers (cervezas) have taken over my life.

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The sun is genuinely racist and it’s no fair

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I need a super hot chick with some sizeable breasts to rub aloe on this sunburn. Serious inquiries only!!

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My friend @jimm01404345 is in love with these two chicks. One a childhood lover and another a super fit absolute beast woman. He will never touch either of them because he’s scared.

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I am fucking burnt to a crisp. Who knew the sun would effect a minuscule melanin fella such as myself??

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So many of my friends are munches. I thought we were better than this but evidently we are not #bunchoffuckingpussies

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Mas nachos por favor!!

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Single mothers raise the best athletes. These Latina chicks are getting filled with absolutely no regret shown. #notmyproblem