A police officer in the ER once asked,
“Hindi ba kami priority?”
Pag duguan po kayo, nabaril o kung nagaagaw buhay, yes po. Bakit po sir ano po nangyari?
“Nakalmot ng pusa.”
Paturukan po yung pusa, kawawa naman.
Hirap maging mababaw ang tulog person na matagal makatulog. Pag kinatok ang kabilang room ng kaduty ako pa una nagigising. Ito namang kasama ko sa kwarto nag alarm nang maaga, nagising na ko’t lahat humihilik pa 🤧😑😑 Lorddd
“Sometimes the poor are praised for being thrifty. But to recommend thrift to the poor is both grotesque and insulting. It is like advising a man who is starving to eat less.”
Oscar Wilde
I had a college crush. I didn’t know he knew me until one day, on the first day of NDLE, as an impatient person, I went to pee in the ♂CR kasi haba pila sa female’s.
Nagkagulatan kami sa CR, palabas na sya, papasok ako. Sabi nya, “O Joyce!”
Kaya happy akong nagexam nun.
Malalaman mong nasa tamang tao ka na when your fam and friends look after your SO, what they would feel or what might bother them. Shet mas mahal nyo pa si Mike kesa sakin hahahaha #TeamGroom
i saw a quote that said “i feel like i’m constantly worrying about the next part of my life without realizing that i’m right in the middle of what i used to look forward to.” and i felt that.
Hospital employee: Dra di ka talaga mahilig sa softdrinks no?
Me: Hindi.
HE: Sa milk tea din din no. Tapos sa juice.
Me. Hindi.
HE: So alak ka lang talaga?
👀🥲😂