Jenessa McAllister

I drink Diet Coke and bake cupcakes.

[Jenessa McAllister @mcallisterjen]

My new favorite thing is burning 600 calories at the gym and then coming home to shovel my driveway.

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Phone call with my niece:
“Do you like watching the football games on tv?”
“Not really, but there will be SNACKS!”

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Doesn’t work out for 6 months.
Walks in to Orange Theory class: “Welcome to Endurance!”

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Today a spider crawled out of my makeup bag. I screamed. Just like my coworkers will when they see me with no makeup on tomorrow. Or ever.

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Guys, did you know you could get an *exclusive* 11-PACK of Diet Coke through @Target’s drive up ordering?! Seriously, what a surprise when I got home and saw this in my back seat with my other items 😂

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When you get a brand new super cute @shopPIGMENT coffee cup and then IMMEDIATELY the cat knocks it over and breaks the handle off.

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I’m friends with all of my patio wildlife, so now when I hear something I say “who is it?” instead of “what is it?”

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Had to mute myself during our meeting today because my cat was purring too loudly.

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@cass_l_cass Yes. I just finally decided to tweet about it 😆

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New level of lazy: what shirt can I wear to bed that will also look acceptable for my Zoom meeting in the morning?

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Grandma’s quarantine confession on the family Zoom chat: “sometimes I have two lunches.”

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@JackYakowicz @huck_tweets @bearded_lamb It’s great, Jack!! You should be so proud! 👏🏼💯

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Our @DoorDash guy spotted Arthur in the window. His text made me laugh!

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Tiger King highlight: “you can guaran-goddamn-tee”

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@tomjpaulson

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Remember when we used to have to put together outfits? Lol good times.

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@k_olson7 YA. wow, the memories.

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Talking to myself has reached a whole new level.

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Hand-warmer. 😺

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Hope my coworkers are excited to see all my plants. #WorkFromHome