Maggie Cannon

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[Maggie Cannon @mcannonballs]

We watched @survivorcbs all quarantine. And so we had to play. https://t.co/oCi8iIIwji

[nat @ncm0611]

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk

[Maggie Cannon @mcannonballs]

Normalize closing the toilet lid before you flush.

[Maggie Cannon @mcannonballs]

Ah yes the nightly regimen of Vegetable Placenta to keep the skin looking young.

[Maggie Cannon @mcannonballs]

Mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell.

[Maggie Cannon @mcannonballs]

Here’s an idea: financial inequality but make Uber cheaper for women that don’t want to risk even a 10min walk home?

[Maggie Cannon @mcannonballs]

Just thinking about the time my mom convinced me to wear a pant power suit to my 8th grade winter dance. 🙃

[Maggie Cannon @mcannonballs]

I can’t believe I have to clean up after cooking for the rest of my life.

[Maggie Cannon @mcannonballs]

I can’t believe I have to figure out what to eat for dinner for the rest of my life.

[jontrend @jtrend_]

The viewfinder The shot

[Maggie Cannon @mcannonballs]

We should have known it was too good to be true.

[Maggie Cannon @mcannonballs]

@survivorcbs - new season idea, Survivor: Covid Pod. We’ve got a tribe of 6 in NYC ready to head to the island.

[Dylan Goforth @DGoforth918]

That should fix it

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

it’s crazy how the virus is so much worse right now than it was when i was sanitizing my groceries

[Maggie Cannon @mcannonballs]

What Trump probably smells like.

[Eric Schmidt @TalkingSchmidt]

You guys would not believe the roller coaster of emotions I’ve been through

[Maggie Cannon @mcannonballs]

@dylnrwn As they should.

[Maggie Cannon @mcannonballs]

Mr. Trump paid no federal income taxes in 11 of 18 years that The Times examined. In 2017, after he became president, his tax bill was only $750.

[EX Falchion @ExFalchion]

Why my neighbors already have a giant skeleton in their front yard in september