Mat Carson

(He/him) Scottish- Canadian, living in Toronto. A #UMBC Swim and Dive Alum, GO DAWGS! My views are my own. Peace, Love and Tequila ✌️🏳️‍🌈

[Mat Carson @mcar12]

If they’re doing a lip sync for your life format for Canadas Drag Race All Stars, then I need an Aurora vs Nerah lip sync for your life because it would be the best lip sync of all time #CanadasDragRace

[Mat Carson @mcar12]

#Canadasdragrace #AllStars is July 9th?!? Damn coming at us real fast but I’m excited

[Mat Carson @mcar12]

Springer still having terrible at bats but at least Vladdy is looking better #BlueJays

[Mat Carson @mcar12]

Wouldn’t it be so GOOD it can’t be proven…? wtf is this nonsense

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Mike Johnson says California election fraud is so bad it can’t be proven

[Mat Carson @mcar12]

Imma take a break this game is getting out of hand fast. We need a better starter than Scherzer, Bieber please come back. And the bats need to stop giving Lazardo free outs #BlueJays

[Mat Carson @mcar12]

Swinging at two of those pitches after 2 walks Ernie, love you but terrible at bat right there #BlueJays

[Mat Carson @mcar12]

Where’s the Lazardo in Toronto from last year, bring him back #BlueJays

[Mat Carson @mcar12]

Oof come on guys you need to work these at bats and score some runs now, no choice if you wanna win #BlueJays

[Mat Carson @mcar12]

Ok we need to start working these at bats #BlueJays

[Mat Carson @mcar12]

Ok take some pitches guys, Scherzer needs a minute after 48 pitches through 2 #BlueJays

[Mat Carson @mcar12]

Scherzer isn’t sharp but his stuff looks much better than before he was on the IL #BlueJays

[Mat Carson @mcar12]

I know Christopher Sanchez is amazing but the Philas being 3-6 w/RISP and The Jays being 0-6 is really the difference right now. We gotta be better in the clutch no matter the pitcher #BlueJays

[Mat Carson @mcar12]

Ok gotta get the bats to score some runs this is ridiculous. Gausman is pitching his ass off #BlueJays

[Mat Carson @mcar12]

We are hitting the ball hard but nothing to show for it #BlueJays

[Mat Carson @mcar12]

We need to start working some counts here Baz only at 30 pitches #BlueJays

[Mat Carson @mcar12]

Gausman got his nasty splitter working today 😭 #BlueJays

[Mat Carson @mcar12]

At the game, what happened to Varsho? #BlueJays

[Mat Carson @mcar12]

Best bracket always seems to be pink because what an ending. Salina deserved it but overplayed and people didn’t trust her. Silky coming through with the social/Strategic game and Crystal getting Aprils point lmao amazing television #Allstars11 #Dragrace

[Mat Carson @mcar12]

Kaz has been amazing this year but he has to start challenging pitches #BlueJays

[Mat Carson @mcar12]

I will never understand how the #BlueJays play well against the best pitchers in the league but can’t hit everyone else 🫠😭