Michelle ☀️

[Michelle ☀️ @mcarr_01]

Registration is open for #etfosa ! Join us for 3 amazing days of math learning (and lunch, my favourite part) 🎉 @ETFOeducators

[Michelle ☀️ @mcarr_01]

I have a bone to pick with whoever first proposed the two-lane roundabout as a traffic solution

[Michelle ☀️ @mcarr_01]

I am screaming quite literally all of my hinge standouts are named some variation of Matt; how has this app nailed my type to an absolute t

[Michelle ☀️ @mcarr_01]

I’m surprised there hasn’t been more outrage over McDonalds switching to paper straws, like those were the elite plastic straws for the best fountain pop and I have to say a McDonalds Diet Coke doesn’t hit quite the same now

[Michelle ☀️ @mcarr_01]

Why is it that every time I do a ponytail for real life it looks like straight garbage but when I do one before bed it looks like a Pantene ad

[Michelle ☀️ @mcarr_01]

Remember when you used to get $100 for your birthday and it was a small fortune and now you spend $100 in 15 mins by going to the gas station and Shoppers Drug Mart

[Michelle ☀️ @mcarr_01]

It is my constant fear that my AirPods are just a big trick and don’t actually connect and everyone I meet on my walk just hears me blasting early 2000s Avril

[Michelle ☀️ @mcarr_01]

Can someone explain to me how I can remember every lyric to Fergalicious but have to Google “How to cook hard boiled eggs” literally once a month

[Michelle ☀️ @mcarr_01]

Lecce writing “Travis, Laura, Rob...” in his little black book after today’s press conference

[Michelle ☀️ @mcarr_01]

@tykinley Michael Scott vibes for real

[Michelle ☀️ @mcarr_01]

If you could banish one person from HGTV programming forever, who would it be and why David from Lottery Dream Home

[Michelle ☀️ @mcarr_01]

A major plus of working in a school is that all your coworkers are 40+ women who absolutely gas you up in Facebook and Instagram comments

[Michelle ☀️ @mcarr_01]

@haleysabina Moroccan oil hair mask!! About once a week I slather my whole head in it and it’s a miracle worker!!

[Michelle ☀️ @mcarr_01]

Obviously obsessed with Love is Blind on Netflix and truly the only thing that makes sense in this show is of COURSE Barnett’s real first name is f-ing MATT

[Michelle ☀️ @mcarr_01]

I think I must have the world’s most generic face because literally every stranger I meet says they “know me from somewhere”

[Michelle ☀️ @mcarr_01]

2 years ago today Tulo rolled his ankle & had to retire from baseball and today they traded Marcus Stroman...gotta apologize to @BlueJays fans for my birthday bad luck curse

[Michelle ☀️ @mcarr_01]

Bachelorette Tyler C could, and I can’t stress this enough, ruin my life & then text me “wyd” at 4am and I’d be at his door at 4:01

[Michelle ☀️ @mcarr_01]

*goes on a date with someone I like*
Him: ghosts
*goes on a date with a literal psychopath*
Him: texts “can’t wait to see you again” 10 minutes after...#why

[Michelle ☀️ @mcarr_01]

How do I tell that same (hot) chiropractor that I need another appt because I tried to lift my heaviest kid up to the monkey bars at the park and almost died #fitteacher 💪🏻

[Michelle ☀️ @mcarr_01]

Google search after meeting my new 30yr old chiropractor today