I’m surprised there hasn’t been more outrage over McDonalds switching to paper straws, like those were the elite plastic straws for the best fountain pop and I have to say a McDonalds Diet Coke doesn’t hit quite the same now
Remember when you used to get $100 for your birthday and it was a small fortune and now you spend $100 in 15 mins by going to the gas station and Shoppers Drug Mart
It is my constant fear that my AirPods are just a big trick and don’t actually connect and everyone I meet on my walk just hears me blasting early 2000s Avril
Obviously obsessed with Love is Blind on Netflix and truly the only thing that makes sense in this show is of COURSE Barnett’s real first name is f-ing MATT
2 years ago today Tulo rolled his ankle & had to retire from baseball and today they traded Marcus Stroman...gotta apologize to @BlueJays fans for my birthday bad luck curse
*goes on a date with someone I like*
Him: ghosts
*goes on a date with a literal psychopath*
Him: texts “can’t wait to see you again” 10 minutes after...#why
How do I tell that same (hot) chiropractor that I need another appt because I tried to lift my heaviest kid up to the monkey bars at the park and almost died #fitteacher 💪🏻