Miguel but working

Mischief manager.
This isn't where I parked my car

[Miguel but working @mcarrondo]

"The customer is always right!"

First of all, that doesn't apply when you're a fucking idiot.

[Miguel but working @mcarrondo]

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[Miguel but working @mcarrondo]

2021 was a good year but just y'all wait till what I have in store for 2022.

[Miguel but working @mcarrondo]

My friends complementing my strive and general life recently.
Me everytime:

[Miguel but working @mcarrondo]

Antivaxers: "don't believe the media it's all lies were being controlled."
Also antivaxxers: "check out this media coverage from the states and Australia I told you!"
So which is it believe them or naw?

[A-Luck 🪩 @djaluck]

I need a fucking rave. NOW

[Miguel but working @mcarrondo]

@KaylaKurys WAT

[Miguel but working @mcarrondo]

Had a dream went to my barber they noticed I was having a hard time hearing them so they proceeded to put a napkin down my throat and pull it out of my ear completely cleaning it out.

[J ••• (((0n|yfan$ in bio))) 🪷💞🌙 @Jade_PeachEmoji]

i used to think the “it is what it is” mf’s lacked emotion, when in reality they’ve experienced so many emotions and realized not everything deserves an emotional response. they’re v accepting of what is. life is draining as it is, why expend our energy even more so?

[Chris DVBBS @ChrisDVBBS]

Remember when we never stopped the fvcking rave ? 🥺

[Miguel but working @mcarrondo]

Had a dream me and my friends were just hanging out and Charli damillion was there eating candy out of a bag. Then someone broke in and this girl pulls a gun out of the bag shoots this bastard and puts the gun back and just starts eating candy again like nothing happened.

[Miguel but working @mcarrondo]

@PineappleBerens Sounds like a nightmare sons trying to kill you and Gemma Uhh.

[Miguel but working @mcarrondo]

Had a dream where I was in the sons of anarchy and became the president. Only to have the last president come back kill one of my guys and run away. As he ran away he turned into a cat. So we had people call in sightings of cats which we had to then go see. Every sighting.

[Miguel but working @mcarrondo]

Had a dream I was attending the tec voc version of Hogwarts. So like we didn't care about the educational side of magic just the actual magic part. Also there was drug busts and instead of stabbings people were robbing people of their vision. Idk man.

[Miguel but working @mcarrondo]

Honestly my dreams have been so insane I'm just gonna tweet em. Some featured Rebecca Black and Jason Derulo.

[Miguel but working @mcarrondo]

Had a dream me and my friends were in high school during exams. Only we didn't know what class we were in and the ta was my coworker. Then we started playing wow and everytime we were close to beating the game our irl teacher would become a demon and chase us.

[Miguel but working @mcarrondo]

Can we start a annual soap box derby. I wanna build sketchy carts and go down hills at crazy speeds.

[Miguel but working @mcarrondo]

"1st of all they're idiots. 2nd of all they're not me."
-Jordan 2020

[Miguel but working @mcarrondo]

Just letting y'all know astronomia is still the #1 song of all time.

[Miguel but working @mcarrondo]

Not trying to hobby shame people but like who builds rc trucks just to slowly drive over rocks and "flex".