John McAskie

Any similarities to my own opinions, fictional or real, are purely coincidental and shall not be used as evidence against me.

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@belfastgiants #giantsselfie

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@chriswarburton_ @hanwar So that's what you look like!

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@ElisAndJohn guys, I listen to all your pods, but I'm running about about a week behind, but looking forward to today's, as just caught a bit live on @bbc5live... Everyone on fine form especially old Johnny JR!

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@rachelburden not sure if you saw this. https://t.co/LdfXF6lvzb

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@bbc5live Nicky, while you're on a roll, can you just tell my children how to pronounce inventory?! i.e. NOT as in US Minecraft videos...

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@claremcdonnell1 Congrats on the morning slot this week... Hope it's permanent, though I'll miss the banter with @NickyAACampbell ...

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@EllyOldroyd @chriswarburton_ @bbc5live thanks for getting me up this morning with another great show, I'm off to cycle to see my dad now for an early outside cup of coffee...

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@Masterman @chriswarburton_ I heard that about the car insurance on @bbc5live, so it must be true! Maybe hold on to it, it might be worth something in a few years...

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@bbc5live I think Trump has been watching Cars 3, when Cruise says to Lightning McQueen she took up racing 'because of you... because of you...'

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@bbc5live Palm trees are common on the coast of North (county) Down-I'm looking at one in my garden!

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@markglover You were nearly in Bangor!!!

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@SkySportsPL Guards of honour are a joke, never appropriate before a competitive game!

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@chriswarburton_ @EllyOldroyd when are you going back to 6am on Sunday so I can set my alarm a bit earlier?!!!

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@chriswarburton_ I definitely remember smearing butter on the internals...!

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@chriswarburton_ @bbc5live Last weekend I managed to walk backwards onto a rake on the garden... It came up and hit me on the bum! Like you I thought that only happened in cartoons...

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@bbc5live @NickyAACampbell I am beginning to think coming on the radio to defend Dominic Cummings is the ultimate challenge! Forget the jungle!

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@Hermesparcels No one has picked up my parcel from last Thursday 14th May, order no. 91288586- all attempts to contact customer services have failed as the automated systems do not recognise the order no. or tracking no. A screen shot from my phone email is attached! PLEASE HELP!

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@markglover Thinking of you, in our thoughts and prayers. Your dad was always a bit of a character!

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@Hermesparcels No one has picked up my parcel from last Thursday 14th May, order no. 91288586- all attempts to contact customer services have failed as the automated systems do not recognise the order no. or tracking no. A screen shot from my phone email is attached.

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@NickyAACampbell @rachelburden Fox having a nice sleep in my sister's neighbour's garden in Bournemouth at the weekend!