Dave Mcaulay

[Dave Mcaulay @mcaulay_dave]

@beetle_bum_ @JonathanPieNews I heard she likened it to " having a wardrobe fall on you with the key still in the lock "

[Dave Mcaulay @mcaulay_dave]

@progrocksongs Ian Moseley should be top of anyone's list

[Dave Mcaulay @mcaulay_dave]

@John2Win @ScotTories Finally.... a 1 to 1 ratio of tory/snp, you're getting better at the twitter

[Dave Mcaulay @mcaulay_dave]

@John2Win @ScotTories @Rachael2Win @CraigWHoy1 Your SNP to Tory ratio is getting better, this tweet is 2 to 1. Maybe one day you will proudly proclaim to be a tory instead of hiding behind the SNP

[Dave Mcaulay @mcaulay_dave]

@John2Win You trying to buy votes?

[Dave Mcaulay @mcaulay_dave]

@John2Win @ScotTories I read your recent pamphlet that came through the door. You mentioned SNP 24 times if memory serves me correct, but only the Conservatives 1 time. You really are the #invisibletory are you so ashamed or just bigoted?

[Dave Mcaulay @mcaulay_dave]

@John2Win Are you just a glorified overpaid tour guide, or do you actually do anything?

[Dave Mcaulay @mcaulay_dave]

@dog_feelings Santa paws brought me a new bed, no cookies or milk. I'm diabetic

[Dave Mcaulay @mcaulay_dave]

@John2Win @ScotTories Better reset your sat nav, that's not jedburgh.

[Dave Mcaulay @mcaulay_dave]

@benonwine I would rather shove angry wasps up my own ar@e

[Dave Mcaulay @mcaulay_dave]

@John2Win What makes this land grab different from others? Russia takes Crimea and ventures into Ukraine, condemned and rightly so, Israel takes Palestinian land and you condemn the victims. I'm ashamed you're my MP

[Dave Mcaulay @mcaulay_dave]

@RealStephenKerr It's almost like a live action version of "where's wally"

[Dave Mcaulay @mcaulay_dave]

@John2Win @VisitScotland Is it true that given the chance of a " photo op" that you would turn up to the opening of an envelope

[Dave Mcaulay @mcaulay_dave]

@Douglas4Moray @ScotTories Does a shadow have an actual shadow? Asking for a friend

[Dave Mcaulay @mcaulay_dave]

@SocialistHB I was there when my beloved labrador Meg was born, I should have been with her when she left us, I couldn't because of the rules. Everyone of us have been affected in one way or another, shame on every single one of these party animals

[Dave Mcaulay @mcaulay_dave]

@John2Win @DogsTrust @DT_Pawlitical Just for clarity, can you leave an mp in a hot car?

[Dave Mcaulay @mcaulay_dave]

@John2Win @ScotTories @Rachael2Win That's a pity

[Dave Mcaulay @mcaulay_dave]

@RealStephenKerr @stirling_tories Can you explain why you're targeting postal voters?

[Dave Mcaulay @mcaulay_dave]

@John2Win Why have I got the Thomas the tank engine theme tune stuck in my head now?