brittain

Retweeting smarter people's thoughts since 2009.

[brittain @mcbessy]

@realgirl_fieri Big bud press trouser shorts 🙏

[brittain @mcbessy]

@katefeetie Maintenance Phase!

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@GettyImages I'm so sorry but this is not what I meant when I searched "chicken tender"

[brittain @mcbessy]

@zhoosteen brb getting a perm

[brittain @mcbessy]

@kanyewest more this less running for president please

[brittain @mcbessy]

@chancetherapper Resting on trash as flies are known to do

[brittain @mcbessy]

@dtortorici

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"Once upon a midnight dreary, Tinder swiping, buzzed and weary,
I asked Siri about my sushi ordered one hour before."
https://t.co/WQvBP6cpph

[brittain @mcbessy]

I tried every trick in the book and this is the ONLY thing that healed my migraine:
https://t.co/cHzw4zeO2w

[Jeremy Osir @OsirJeremy]

CANNOT WAIT to see @marwilliamson on season 3 of Big Little Lies.

@HBO

[brittain @mcbessy]

America:

@BetoORourke: “Vamos a la playa”

[ari @technicoluor]

why is this video of a sea of elementary school kids going HAM to old town road literally the funniest video i’ve ever seen in my whole life

[brittain @mcbessy]

@BestMadeCo is “Live, Laugh, Love” for dudes

[kb @KBURKE1878]

Ha ha ha ha what the fuck...brilliant like. RT @chanbanhi:

[brittain @mcbessy]

"Would you prefer if I farted or if I watched Green Book?" -the person sitting next to me

[brittain @mcbessy]

It’s Christmas in Brooklyn 🚨

[solange knowles @solangeknowles]

“When I Get Home”
out midnight 2night 🖤🖤