yee(s) of the haw

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[Estonian MFA 🇪🇪 | 🌻 #StandWithUkraine @MFAestonia]

Estonia joins the call on Israel to allow international NGOs to operate and deliver life-saving aid to civilians in need in Palestine.

Humanitarian access in Gaza must be safe, rapid and unimpeded, and registration measures must not obstruct critical aid.

Joint statement 👇
https://t.co/d7r2Qn9cUk

[maha @mahaaaay]

it’s so funny because she could have just quietly taken the L but now the entire country knows she has the reading comprehension of a third grader

[Rolo “Screaming” Tony @PoorOldRoloTony]

The worst part about playing Monopoly is when you get to the last stretch where one person is obviously winning, everybody else is miserable, and every turn is just paying said person money.

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

I love companies being punished for replacing workers with AI. Gimme more

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

This is the way forward. Ban AI-generated visual art, ban AI music, ban photorealistic AI images of people. Shame corporations that platform and promote AI “artists.” Support human writing and human art.

[illegally blond 🇵🇭🇵🇸 @kcdanger]

accidentally scared my therapist bc I was organizing the basement of my job waiting for her to join the call, here is a reenactment of what she came into

[kaz 🛰️ @qasmokez]

straight man stuns they/them by ordering in fluent woke

[Business Woman Themed Clown @vegetalpuppet]

your family deserves nothing 10 inch apple

[fawn @fawnncel]

spotify listening age gap relationship

[yee(s) of the haw @mcbirb]

obsessed? 𝑚𝘰𝑖?

[cass biehn | ICARUS FELL preorder 🪽 @cassbeewrites]

it’s loser behavior to post AI generated fanfic on ao3 btw. it doesn’t matter if you disclose it in the tags. good fanfic comes directly from the heart and hands of some freak’s notes app

[teddy @luncheoninfur]

zookeeper roommate texts asking if it’s ok for her to bring the massive seal by the apartment for a few hours. he smells like fish and is a slob so i say try to say no big seal but my phone autocorrects to no big deal. don’t notice until it’s too late. the fucking seal is coming.

[angie @hotsoggi]

manager said "i'll beat that horse when it gets here" today. incredible new phrase i will now be using as regularly as possible

[໊ @buffys]

only twitter and gulf of mexico are allowed to be deadnamed

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.

I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.