meghan

Pharmacist, true crime junkie, mediocre yogi & occasional mountain climber

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

24,000 people screaming Zoloft lmao

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I was not made for a 9 to 5, I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard

[audrey ◡̈ @igniteverdeen]

one thing that always gets me when watching mockingjay pt 2 is the scene when gale says to peeta “katniss will choose who she cant live without” and katniss overhears but in the book we know she thinking “i can survive without either of them”. i wish it showed that thought more

[meghan @mcblondieee]

Ok @SpotifyUSA doesn’t have dig it from holes and that’s a real tragedy 😭

[Erin B, PharmD @eeb31]

#TipsForNewDocs from #TwitteRx community pharmacy edition:

[✖️ kay ✖️ @spookayboo]

brett: i’m falling in love with you
tiffany:
#loveisblind #loveisblind4

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

aaaaaand I’m pregnant.

[meghan @mcblondieee]

So I have this theory that the guy you end up with will resemble your favorite backstreet boy

[meghan @mcblondieee]

@WineandCrimePod Hoping 2023 brings some more live shows!!!

[meghan @mcblondieee]

taylor swift girlies are you ok??? 🥹

[meghan @mcblondieee]

@alicatz1276 Uhhh that would be me ma’am

[meghan @mcblondieee]

Things my 18 year old tech doesn’t know about because she’s 18 part 1: dial up internet

[meghan @mcblondieee]

@catofresearch I second asking if you can hire a cleaner for them!

[meghan @mcblondieee]

@kaykaywills

[MrsFishVEVO @Will_Kellogg]

The Rings of Power? U mean these?

[red (taylor’s version) bot @redlyricsbot]

when you realized i'm harder to forget than i was to leave

[Andrex Herrer @andrexherrer]

How to make her happy

[Nikita @nikitadumptruck]

Nobody:

Bisexuals:

[Broadview Press @broadviewpress]

By the time you're 27 you should have no money and no prospects, be a burden to your parents, and be frightened.

[Kayce Smith @KayceSmith]

- Allegedly deflate footballs: 4 games
- Gamble $1500 on games you aren't playing in: entire season

- KO your wife in an elevator: 2 games
- Get accused by THIRTY different women of sexual assault: 6 games

NFL suspensions are a fucking joke.