Country Mac

[Country Mac @McBob128]

"Respect the land, defend the defenseless, and don't never spit in front of women and children"

[Country Mac @McBob128]

@B1Gfootball @UMichFootball Pathetic and rigged

[Country Mac @McBob128]

@Tedoffthegrid

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@espn @SEC

Thank you for putting the A&M game on a channel I dont have. Thank you for putting the fucking Longhorns on.

Never beating the allegations. Fucking pathetic

[Mike Vorel @mikevorel]

It’s not just that the Mariners are plummeting. They’re also plummeting while playing the least watchable brand of baseball possible.

[Country Mac @McBob128]

@ArtButSports @nocontextcfb @GeorgiaFootball @AlabamaFTBL @HollyAnderson

[armyHRguy @ArmyHRguy]

@lucy_rohden This was hilarious, down 21-7 with 0:52 left in the game, Rick Neuheisel calls a meaningless timeout, while USC was kneeling out the game. Pete Carroll responds by having Matt Barkley throw a 48 yard TD to Damien Williams on the next play just to stick to UCLA and Neuheisel.

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@mikegolicjr

When you said "Producer Barron Batch" , is that the Texas Tech RB?

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@normcharlatan

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

How long would you wait in line for ham?

[Country Mac @McBob128]

I would simply not be driven insane by The Overlook Hotel.

But I'm just built different

[Country Mac @McBob128]

@yukface27 @ODS_Tyler Don't forget small arms

[Country Mac @McBob128]

@yukface27 @ODS_Tyler Bucc-ees dad's and Costco moms will run the wasteland

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

oh shit the world series is going on! houston’s the best food city i’ve ever been to but i’ve had more fun in philly and i didn’t spot any halliburton sponsorships while i was there. go phillies

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

The Houston Astros are a perfectly engineered baseball machine of death no one in their right minds would challenge, but the Philadelphia Phillies are “That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read” personified as a baseball team.

[Christin @hexprax]

Just laughed out loud remembering Supersize Me when the doctor said he had the liver of an end-stage alcoholic and he was like wow, just from eating mcdonalds... whole time he really was an end-stage alcoholic. Irish American icon

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Vacations aren’t about making memories or having new experiences. Vacations are about having 11-15 beers a day in a city where nobody knows you

[Country Mac @McBob128]

@Swordfish978 @yukface27

[Country Mac @McBob128]

@ULTIMATEGRINGO Hell yeah go Vols

[Country Mac @McBob128]

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