Cunty McBollocksface

I swear a lot and I like biscuits

[Cunty McBollocksface @McBollocksface]

@GreggstheBakers I can't see a raaaiiinbooooow, see a raaaiiinbooooooow, see a raaaiiiinboooooow tooooooo :-(

[Cunty McBollocksface @McBollocksface]

@katediamond *smears chocolate all over face and chest* *blows kiss*

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Food Review - "Rainbow Chocolate Muffin" by @GreggstheBakers. Chocolate muffin: 7/10. Rainbow: 0/10.

[Cunty McBollocksface @McBollocksface]

@Zypster I wonder what HHH has in store for Daniel Bryan tonight #WWE #Raw

[Cunty McBollocksface @McBollocksface]

@katediamond Merry Christmas x

[Cunty McBollocksface @McBollocksface]

@katediamond It was my bi-annual tweet. See you in 2016 x

[Cunty McBollocksface @McBollocksface]

@AddyNuf Westgate Road, not far off!

[Cunty McBollocksface @McBollocksface]

Shout out to the guy who just walked past me singing with his pants and trousers around his ankles, nice to meet you too mate

[Survived and Revived @SurviveRevive]

We don't sell toilet paper but if we did...

[Cunty McBollocksface @McBollocksface]

Word of advice to customers: to increase your chances of getting a response, don't write your emails to us in French #FFS

[𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 @TwopTwips]

RECREATE the magic of childhood by accidentally hugging the legs of a stranger in the supermarket.
(via @Adam_Leedham)

[Cunty McBollocksface @McBollocksface]

#bestcapever http://t.co/MdtJYoNMOi

[Cunty McBollocksface @McBollocksface]

WANT

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Commentators going on about how heartbreaking it is for footballers to be injured. Aye being paid millions to do nothing sounds devastating.

[Cunty McBollocksface @McBollocksface]

Introducing the best thing ever.... RT @shinytuppence hello I just made this reindeer sex cake http://t.co/da7Qjmd4Kj

[Cunty McBollocksface @McBollocksface]

@shinytuppence Did you actually make that?! #AMAZE

[Cunty McBollocksface @McBollocksface]

@MarcSDuffy Cleverley and any other player are the worst central midfield pairing in the Prem

[Cunty McBollocksface @McBollocksface]

@profanityswan Did he have a dodgy Dutch accent?

[Cunty McBollocksface @McBollocksface]

@MatthewLaidlow I prefer Owen!

[Cunty McBollocksface @McBollocksface]

Jesus tapdancing Christ who the FUCK gave Niall Quinn a job as commentator? WHO?? Somebody please put an end to this awful awful noise