Mayim Chayim Boozer

An Old Williamsberg stoner. Making the world a better place one shot at a time! #Boozedup

[Mayim Chayim Boozer @MCBoozedUp]

Rabboisay this is my last tweet from this account. Pls follow my new one @LifeOfABochur !

[Mayim Chayim Boozer @MCBoozedUp]

Chassid gets pulled over for littering. Tells cop "Whats the problem. De sign says "fine for littering""

[Mayim Chayim Boozer @MCBoozedUp]

A shabbos message to all my followers of in camp: #BoozedUp!

[Mayim Chayim Boozer @MCBoozedUp]

@LifeOfABochur Lol bro! To funny! So true! https://t.co/QSfsOLW7ou https://t.co/RfnBQn8sPG

[Mayim Chayim Boozer @MCBoozedUp]

Looks like the rebbi also fell asleep! https://t.co/jTBJD2dqe9

[A Bochurs Life @LifeOfABochur]

#MussarShmooze or #MussarSnooze?

[A Bochurs Life @LifeOfABochur]

I wonder what he has against Feivish!

[Mayim Chayim Boozer @MCBoozedUp]

@Shankshenk I also meant @LifeOfABochur ! I think everyone should follow him!

[Mayim Chayim Boozer @MCBoozedUp]

Love this guy! https://t.co/bz8KfUKtwL

[A Bochurs Life @LifeOfABochur]

Reb Zelig playing "cops and robbers"! @endimem_music

[A Bochurs Life @LifeOfABochur]

A brisker...

[Mayim Chayim Boozer @MCBoozedUp]

Me in camp be like...

[Mayim Chayim Boozer @MCBoozedUp]

*Reb Zelig walks away from urinal with his tie flung over his shoulder* #KingZelig @endimem_music

[Mayim Chayim Boozer @MCBoozedUp]

Have a good shabbos! #MyShabbosParty

[Mayim Chayim Boozer @MCBoozedUp]

#NewProfilePic

[Mayim Chayim Boozer @MCBoozedUp]

@endimem_music #SfardiLivesMatter

[Kris P. Kreme @krisv_723]

*Watching tv*
Him: wtf are you eating?
Me: Cotton candy. *stuffing more in my mouth* The attic is full of it but I think it's stale.

[Mayim Chayim Boozer @MCBoozedUp]

@endimem_music Does your 1960th follower get a free tie-dye vest and a peace symbol tatoo?

[Mayim Chayim Boozer @MCBoozedUp]

Do u think Sia is referring to bungalow colony life in her song "Cheap Thrills"?

[Mayim Chayim Boozer @MCBoozedUp]

Reb Zelig composed a lsheim yichud to say when dunking a apikores in the mikva. All jokes aside he uses it on a weekly basis! @endimem_music

[Moshe Kolat @moshe_kolat]

There's a Chasidish clothing store called G&G. The real name is Jew & Jew, but Chasidim pronounce "ooo" as "e".