Twitter, make my brother famous. A couple months ago, he dug a giant hole in the ground and said he was going to make a “mud hut.” We thought it was gonna be a cute little dirt club house. He finished it yesterday and it’s unbelievable:
@tejen25@BillShaban16@BengalYouTube@Cubs Speaking of reading comprehension, he said “no comparable starts” not “no better starts.” Wood’s start can be better and also not be comparable with the pitch count qualifier.
Just realized the Europeans will be present to watch Joey Chestnut inhale 84 pork pistols on live television in honor of our nation’s independence.
That one will break them completely.
@oscarsolano1701@Athletics I know you’re a bot tweeting anything for attention. But for any real person reading this, I feel it’s important to note that the brewers have the third best record in baseball
The whole 82-0 phenomenon reinforces that whole bit about how the only thing a bunch of dudes need in order to have a good time is to sit around announcing the names of a bunch of old athletes.