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a spicy meataball

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

RIP demon :((( 💔💔💔

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@normal_jake_ when I was living in Portland the mansion across the street from my house was a location in this, I never realized it actually came out

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@halaljew deep cut but lanyards by the hold steady

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@normal_jake_ even some of the bad ones are like “he just wanted to take a paid vacation to Miami with Ben Affleck (which could mean anything)”

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@ethnicohioan law school, famously full of people who definitely did all the homework and not a bunch of 23 year olds shitting bricks that today’s the day they get cold called in civ pro

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@franklinleonard “The Infallible Market has spoken, and we shouldn’t desire outcomes that it hasn’t produced” is such a perfect encapsulation of how shallow these guys’ thoughts are

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@p_lyons_

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@cd_hooks @norwoodiancynic I didn't even watch The Debate but I knew it was over when I scrolled twitter midway through and the tl had the same one it does during a Knicks playoff catastrophe

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@normal_jake_ they should be legal but you should be required to go to an OTB or place your bets with a creep named Spike at a dive bar. you should have to do some loser shit if you wanna gamble on sports.

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@MikeIsaac respectfully, I don't think scale is the issue here. at the scale of the user, if a machine is inaccurate 10% of the time then the machine cannot be relied upon, whether the user is running one iteration or five trillion iterations.

[Neera Tanden🌻 @neeratanden]

So many people here crap all over congressional Dems but Schumer, Jeffries and the Sen and House caucus stood united and made the GOP own the airport shutdown and didn't fund a lawless ICE/CBP.
They basically made the House and Sen GOP eat each other and then cave anyway.

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@NBABabySecret I would’ve put money on “Dean W. Ball” being a fake person but one google search and I find out I went to college with this dipshit

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@ethnicohioan @sacrelicio trying to dunk on Cowen’s claim that economists are the world’s specialest boys and failing is hilariously bad Posting

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important caveat, based on my conversation with tech clients, is that to them “taste” is largely synonymous with “UX design preferences”

[Kyle Chayka @chaykak]

this week's column is for all my taste bros out there

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@richard_normal this is something that should only happen when you autosim a whole season in 2k

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@Cammanc1 @nkulw almost 32 hours. it flies by, finished it in a week or so.

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

she should have been sweeping awards season idk

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@ethnicohioan my tiny liberal arts school would admit a bunch of rich dummies for the donations and then send them to NYU's London campus for their first semester so they didn't have to count their scores for the 'class entering Fall of 20__'

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@pblest if Crockett were the fighter she’s portraying herself as she’d be a lot less conflict-averse than this

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@brnnnmcdnld @elaifresh when you walk down the street can other pedestrians hear the rocks rattling around your skull like a maraca