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@mehzabeenzt Yes.

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I like golf now.

[Abu Dhabi Aldar Championship @ADGolfChamps]

𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗢𝗡 🏆 Introducing your 2020 #ADGOLFCHAMPS winner, @WestwoodLee.

#RolexSeries | #BestOfTheBest

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This account has been fun but I’m off to my old one. All 24 of you will be so sad, I know. Follow @mccannofcoke10 instead, byeeeee

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@SlavenJames

[TTest @mccannofcoke]

How do you describe having Migraines with Aura to anyone else? It makes literally no sense.
“Oh sorry, two secs, I’ve just gone a bit blind. Also BRB coz I can’t string a sentence together for the next 30 mins”

[TTest @mccannofcoke]

The actual worst for your self-esteem

[jess @JessBelll1]

sitting in the hairdressers chair looking at yourself really does make your realise how ugly you are

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Oh my god, we’re 11 days in to 2020 and I haven’t mentioned my undying love for Sam Fender. I love Sam Fender. We’re in love.

[Glenn @Shenaniglenns]

Him: we’re being attacked by a UFO

Me: are they human?

Him: no they’re-

Me [clenches fist]: then they are dancer

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@RorySpeed Yaaaay! Have you stooped losing your pen every two days too?! Haha 🤦🏽‍♀️ This is great news! ❤️

[TTest @mccannofcoke]

Shit how good were We Are Scientists back in the day though. Nobody Move came out in 2005 wtffff

[Perfume Genius @perfumegenius]

I like to do a good thing and then cancel it out with a bad thing and then kind of just keep doing that

[TTest @mccannofcoke]

Things Philippines has taught me:
🔘 Never take a warm shower for granted
🔘 It’s not a disaster if your legs aren’t shaved
🔘 The Adobo will be different in every restaurant but always delicious
🔘 Everyone is either be a DJ, or an artist
🔘 Sunsets will never be the same again

[TTest @mccannofcoke]

I think they were all me, my bad.

[Matt Navarra @MattNavarra]

WhatsApp users sent over 100 billion messages in New Years Eve https://t.co/KLjl5KDEbj

[TTest @mccannofcoke]

@_vahenry @noelfielding11 Oh yaaaaaaas!!! I didn’t know they were separate. I have to watch it now 😂

[TTest @mccannofcoke]

No @noelfielding11? I was sad to be missing it this year but NAAAH Noels the main man.

[Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr]

Happy New Year! I'm back with the @BigFatQuiz of The Decade tonight with @MrNishKumar, @AlanCarr, @ClaudiaWinkle, @wossy, @staceysolomon and @joelycett at 9pm on @channel4

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SHAAAAAAAARKS 🦈

[Ivo Graham @IvoGraham]

2010: whole life ahead of me
2020: quite a lot of paths closed off now to be fair

[Penguin Books UK @PenguinUKBooks]

‘For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.’

T.S. Eliot, Four Quartets

#HappyNewYear!

[TTest @mccannofcoke]

Lol

[Bronxology 🔮 @MindBodyBronx]

Is it really the last day of the year if you didn’t have a good cry 🥴

[Rude Astrology: The Knowledge No One Else Has. @Rude_Astrology]

May 2020 be the year you have the courage to burn all bridges that aren't serving you right & let go of any temptations holding you back from a new start. Consider that a spell.