Sylvia Johnson

[Sylvia Johnson @mccardey]

Hello, I'm heading over to bluesky. See you there.

[Sylvia Johnson @mccardey]

@daveharmon Call your mother.

[Ben Jenkins @bencjenkins]

This really reads like the universe is being a big dramatic bitch about it.

[king of the west II @meco78526]

Janey Godley wants you to remember her famous quote as she battling health at a hospice.

[Sylvia Johnson @mccardey]

@GuardianAus 'Tucker Carlson Screwed The Pooch' is a headline I'm hoping to see next Thursday...

[Sylvia Johnson @mccardey]

@EmergencyBK I have chickens.

[Sylvia Johnson @mccardey]

@_nomadic_soul Damn! I really want a valva now.

[Sylvia Johnson @mccardey]

@EmergencyBK Hi 😀

[Sylvia Johnson @mccardey]

@AdyLady9969 @meadea Go back for your hat - also consequences.

[Paul Watson @paul_c_watson]

Man sits by me on train.
MAN: Loads of psychopaths around here
ME: Really?
MAN: Loads mate
ME: How'd you know?
MAN: There's signs aren't there?
ME: I guess?
MAN: I love them
(47 minutes of awkward silence.)
Man leaves train, he has a bike. I realise he was saying 'cycle paths'.

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

"This next song is about the complexities of trust and betrayal and it's called 'Why Is My Fucking Bowl Still Empty, Janice'"

[Politic@l Spinner. @lesstenny]

Tasmania, Really? 😆

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Frank. He has to wait outside during pizza night. Can't imagine why. 12/10

[Sylvia Johnson @mccardey]

@GingerGorman I will buy that book.

[Sylvia Johnson @mccardey]

https://t.co/gh2MgznRsT

#MyVoiceIsNotForbidden

[Wil Stracke @WilStracke]

Count us in. #CensusAU #lgbti #auspol

[Sylvia Johnson @mccardey]

@taylorsschumann Good parenting. Choose Your Battles. Also - if you suddenly need a can of cat food, you know where you can buy one...

[Sylvia Johnson @mccardey]

@daveharmon Preschool. In with a bad crowd. I warned you.