Improper Disclosures

Mild-mannered privacy attorney by day, comparatively more-mild-mannered privacy attorney by night.

[Improper Disclosures @mccarthy_colman]

#SSPBT4eva

[Improper Disclosures @mccarthy_colman]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?

[Tuomas Haarnoja @haarnoja]

We just released our work on robot soccer. I've been working on this for quite some time with my amazing colleagues at DeepMind. It's exciting how deep RL can produce such beautiful behaviors with low-cost robots. Full paper is available at https://t.co/A65rPLL7UD Enjoy!

[IAPP @the_iapp]

"I urge companies creating and using AI products to closely consider that the ability to explain your product and predict the risks it will generate may be critical to how you can comply with the law." - @BedoyaFTC #GPS23

[J Trevor Hughes @jtrevorhughes]

#Privacy leadership at its best. Creating community. Raising funds for worthy causes. Making our profession better each day, and bringing some serious glitter and glamor along the way. #gps23 ⁦@PrivacyPros⁩

[Improper Disclosures @mccarthy_colman]

We’ll, that’s just great life advice.

[IAPP @the_iapp]

Advice from @cosgrove_barb when looking for vendors: "Be sure to look for a vendor that’s not just using all the buzzwords, ‘totally compliant,’ ‘100% assured.’" [1/x] #GPS23

[IAPP @the_iapp]

"Oh, the places we might go! U.S. privacy law and regulation" to wrap up the sessions for #GPS23 Day 1! Here you see @tatiianarice, @Policy_DrDivya, @Brandon_J_Pugh and @cobun really embracing the Dr. Seuss theme 😂

[Future of Privacy Forum @futureofprivacy]

#NOW: FPF’s @tatiianarice provides a forward look at what may occur in 2023-2024 in terms of federal action on data privacy and security, including how this could impact consumers, industry, privacy practitioners, and security. Be sure to join in Room 150A if you're at #GPS23!

[Improper Disclosures @mccarthy_colman]

Thanks @OneTrust. You remain my children’s favorite privacy and data-governance software. #GPS23

[Improper Disclosures @mccarthy_colman]

✅ Confirm my preferences
#GPS23

[Improper Disclosures @mccarthy_colman]

Why yes, Apple Watch, I ^would^ like to track my 15 minute walk from the hotel to the conference rooms at #GPS23

[Improper Disclosures @mccarthy_colman]

Step eleven: Congratulations! You’ve connected to the #GPS23 Wi-Fi!
Whoops, sorry! No time to check email. Gotta get to your next session. Don’t worry, there’s another AP there that you can connect to separately.

[Improper Disclosures @mccarthy_colman]

Problems with #GPS23 conference wifi? No worries. I’m here to help.
Step one: try to connect
Step two: try again
Step three: check that your Wi-Fi is on
Step four: wait for browser login page to load
Step five: check email. Get a bite to eat

[Improper Disclosures @mccarthy_colman]

Step six: switch to Edge
Step interminable: deep breath
Step existential dread: am I just the dream of a higher intelligence?
Step scream into the void: I AM INTERRUPTED WORKER, EATER OF WORLDS
Step once more unto the breach: switch back to chrome

[Improper Disclosures @mccarthy_colman]

@Dilger1Joe 😂😂 Thanks! You, too!

[Improper Disclosures @mccarthy_colman]

I arrive, like the annoying relative that shows up at your front door unannounced and expects you to entertain them. Your move, #GPS23

[Improper Disclosures @mccarthy_colman]

Just noticed the “we’ll”s in the first missive. Damn you autocorrect!

[Improper Disclosures @mccarthy_colman]

We’ll-played, Mother Nature. We’ll-played. And though Orlando seems as nice a city as any to pay for a full night at a hotel you only stay at for five hours because of an unplanned layover due to crazy DC weather, I remain un…*yawn*…daunted. #IAPPGPS23

[Improper Disclosures @mccarthy_colman]

Does it count as a tweet storm if you’re tweetering about a storm? Does it have to be angry or snarky as well? #AskingForAFriend

[Improper Disclosures @mccarthy_colman]

Beautiful day in DC for #GPS23. And…oh my gosh. Was that a senator? Did I just see a real, live sen…wait. Nope. False alarm. Just a lamppost.

[Improper Disclosures @mccarthy_colman]

No, IAPP website, I do not accept your cookies. Not since you failed to have those of the chocolate-chip variety at PSR22. #notholdinggrudges #IAPPGPS23