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medium swag

[colin … @McCarthyC_]

We need less finance majors and more magicians

[colin … @McCarthyC_]

We need an ABS system to determine whether or not you’re actually parked in a no parking zone

[colin … @McCarthyC_]

No I'm not spending less due to inflation I'm actually just practicing mandatory Buddhism

[colin … @McCarthyC_]

If you ever want to understand American politics just know that there have been 59 Super Bowls and only 47 presidents ... let that sink in

[Lyle 🏝️ @_FromTheIsland]

I want him to tally the votes for the whole country

[colin … @McCarthyC_]

I love the Philadelphia eagles

[autumn🌙 @fallsunday]

This some of y’all … thinking you getting bread whole time you in a pickle..

[alex 🍉 @kneadingdough34]

cds are better because they sound better and they can be digitized with little to no effort

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

you can tell trump and kamala haven’t lived a regular human day in years because if either did, they’d campaign on banning new car headlights that blind you and win in a landslide

[colin … @McCarthyC_]

The Giants fucking haaaaaate their quarterback

[colin … @McCarthyC_]

Absolutely true. Last week I had to ask at the post office desk if they sold stamps + left with a envelope 3x too big

[Andy Scott @AndyJScott]

I’m convinced IQs have dropped by half since 2020. People at the post office look like they’ve just landed from outer space. Confused by doors, pens, mail slots. Absolutely cooked.

[colin … @McCarthyC_]

Just knocked on a bathroom door with noise canceling earbuds in … feel like I’m sleepwalking through life

[colin … @McCarthyC_]

Thought this was a video of the Philly Phanatic in a wood chipper at first

[colin … @McCarthyC_]

@UrLeastFavEBoy Your hired 🤝

[colin … @McCarthyC_]

If I owned a cafe the first thing I’d do is buy coffee cup lids that don’t immediately fall off

[colin … @McCarthyC_]

The BRAT tour might been the safest place I’ve ever been. So much neon green it looked like an OSHA convention

[colin … @McCarthyC_]

I love watching my favorite football team the Philadelphia eagles!!!!

[colin … @McCarthyC_]

I love watching my favorite football team the Philadelphia eagles

[colin … @McCarthyC_]

@UrLeastFavEBoy Someone needs to remind Sirianni that each drive has 4 plays not 5