Matt McCarthy

I once held the record for being the youngest person alive.

[Rebecca Ballhaus @rebeccaballhaus]

The Justice Department was preparing to wage a legal battle more than a decade in the making against the world’s largest concert promoter. Then Trump called.

Inside the leadup to the Live Nation settlement, where many DOJ officials regarded the political interference as extreme even for an administration in which the White House regularly inserts itself into law-enforcement matters.

W/the stellar team @joe_palazzolo @DanaMattioli @jdawsey1 @davidamichaels:
https://t.co/8ooETdL0PS

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

Hitter makes the absolute take of his life in the highest pressure situation he’ll ever be in and gets completely hosed

Kid is going to run Javy Baez chase rates now

[Matt McCarthy @mccarthystweets]

@sullymygoodname the major service I'd say is scaling. Whether organizing a toy drive or a drug ring, both are easier with Greek Life.

Ex. Kids would still find rides home without the Ride Board at KU. But by scaling the issue up, more UD students got helped.

[Matt McCarthy @mccarthystweets]

@CollegeHoops @TylerRLogan

[Matt McCarthy @mccarthystweets]

@6ixerzha @Philly__Nation He's a FA next season.

[Matt McCarthy @mccarthystweets]

@KidFancE @Top100Rick pine valley is one. Merion is probably the next best course but I wouldn't say membership is that exclusive.

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Miami Heat gotta give that YouTube boy his job back. Lil homie was just trying to manifest. He ain't leak shit.

[Matt McCarthy @mccarthystweets]

@mccrystal_alex What kinda pitch was that?!

[Matt McCarthy @mccarthystweets]

Dominant team here

[Jason Cole @JasonCole62]

This is amazing

[Husk @huskirl]

One of the first videos I made a few months ago but never posted it here

[Matt McCarthy @mccarthystweets]

@APhillySportsGL @JClarkNBCS @rileycote32 Thank you. Didn't recognize him but the face screamed hockey player

[Matt McCarthy @mccarthystweets]

@d00gs @BigSchmitty new show alert

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

me: these are headphones. they go over your ears so you can privately listen to music or podcasts

time-traveling pilgrim: so then why do people play stuff loudly off their phone in public spaces?

me: okay, you're actually picking up on things way faster than I thought

[Matt McCarthy @mccarthystweets]

@JoshEberley There's a discernable difference between his account & the accounts in red. If you took a 100 post sample, my guess is 98% of posts are neutral variety. Compare that to a Clay Travis sample, who Dave outspokenly hates.

[Matt McCarthy @mccarthystweets]

@ryanmouquegolf Love how the after pic has a hole in the drywall. 😂

[Matt McCarthy @mccarthystweets]

@TheWapplehouse I expected faster sprint speed. C'mon you can lift a car to save a child. Let's see a sub 5 second 40.

[Alex Coffey @byalexcoffey]

On Feb. 4, Matt Selman, The Simpsons EP, texted Christine Nangle with an idea.

Their friend, Dan McQuade, planned to write about their Philly-themed episode. But he passed away before he could do so.

They decided to add him to it — days before it aired:
https://t.co/DuWxRcqo3J

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

“I need the fire department please my home is on fire”

911: can you exit the structure? Are you trapped?

“It’s…I’m in the mirror room…i cant remember where the door is…please”

911: the door’s not visible from smoke?

“No I hid the door…ok I found it, now I’m in uhh the hallway, the door handle won’t open the wall…I tried putting the fire out. It was just silly string. Silly String shot out of the fire extinguisher PLEASE GOD ITS GETTING SO HOT”

911: Sir I don’t understand, please get as low to the ground as possible we’re sending units

“IM AS LOW AS I CAN GET IM IN THE FOAM PIT AND THEYRE MELTING TO MY SKIN”

911: a foam…?…uh, sir stay with us we’re getting they’re as fast as we can

“I CANT GET OUT OF THE PAINTING PLEASE GOD PLE-”

[Matt McCarthy @mccarthystweets]

@BarstoolPhilly Yes. Been loud for other big plays but this was only time my ears actually rung.