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lil 💩

[🦄🐷 @mccleaj2]

@wsdot_traffic Is there any way to get an update on the people in the accident?

[🦄🐷 @mccleaj2]

I just saw a man get beat up by a cop horse on Bourbon ST for peeing in public

[🦄🐷 @mccleaj2]

Where. Is. My. Husband.

[Ron @1LWTD]

Why do you want kids?

Me:

[🦄🐷 @mccleaj2]

This cannot be the dame body that used to play 8 basketball games in a weekend on a team of 6..
#imtiiide

[toxic king @toxicking]

Ima be pissed if my kids ain’t funny

[⛵️⛵️ @Malachi206]

These potholes are so deep that you can see the brick underneath the concrete. I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO SEE THE OLD TOWN ROAD @CityofSeattle FIX IT!!!!

[🦄🐷 @mccleaj2]

@theMFempress Who is James Charles?

[🦄🐷 @mccleaj2]

It’s wild to me that kids literally just be walking around. Like where are you going? Do you know? What’s your plan?

[𝓑𝓵𝓾𝓮 𝓕𝓵𝓪𝓶𝓮 @xoblueflame]

i think i am perhaps a tad bit too accessible for some people

[enatheory burner acc @theenatheory]

I accept and receive unexpected money.
I accept and receive unexpected money.
I accept and receive unexpected money.
I accept and receive unexpected money.

[🦄🐷 @mccleaj2]

I miss my friends..

[🦄🐷 @mccleaj2]

Some of y’all don’t have friends that know everything about you and love you regardless of you being a jerk sometimes and it shows.

[🦄🐷 @mccleaj2]

Do y’all have cleaning supplies for your cleaning supplies? Asking for a friend

[🦄🐷 @mccleaj2]

What even is a laker?

[🦄🐷 @mccleaj2]

@sonoralindita It’s me. I have all episodes memorized.

[🦄🐷 @mccleaj2]

Having a dog has made me feel safer than I ever have living alone… I used to ru. Around my house with a knife any time I heard anything

[Seattle Weather Blog @KSeattleWeather]

Seattle has only hit 100° three times in the past 100 years.

Pretty sobering to think we could hit 100° three times in the span of three days (Saturday-Monday).

[🦄🐷 @mccleaj2]

Respectfully.. leave me tf alone when I’m working out. Like don’t fucking speak to me.