Nathan McCleland

[Nathan McCleland @mcclevage5]

Either take this team seriously and fix the bullpen or just sell at the deadline. This lineup is too good to have this bullshit bullpen blowing every other game.

[Angelo 🧱 @AGLR_23]

“go to hell” is basic. “i hope your favorite basketball team has De'Aaron Fox holding the basketball in the clutch” is real. it’s possible. it’s terrifying.

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

The last 12 months of NBA basketball have been an elaborate plot uniquely designed to torture fans of the Indiana Pacers

[Nathan McCleland @mcclevage5]

Each and every member of the Cardinal pitching staff is going to hell

[Nathan McCleland @mcclevage5]

Pulitzer Prize

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Sidelines - USMNT 🇺🇸 @SSN_USMNT]

WE ARE BACK. LETS GO WIN THIS GROUP

[Nathan McCleland @mcclevage5]

Blaze isn’t giving his spot back. Smell yah Gorman

[Redbirdriot @RedbirdRiot]

Chaim Bloom is the GOATTTT

[Nathan McCleland @mcclevage5]

Holy shit this lineup might be perfect

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Big league debut for Blaze Jordan!

[Nathan McCleland @mcclevage5]

@Pacers

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Giannis-to-Boston smoke is ‘very real,’ and the Celtics are looking to find a third team for Jaylen Brown, per @IraHeatBeat

(h/t @HeatCulture13 )

[Nathan McCleland @mcclevage5]

Gorman is a detriment to this lineup each and everyday

[Nathan McCleland @mcclevage5]

Citi field is a launching pad

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

De'Aaron Fox's brain with the NBA Finals on the line

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

If you removed De’Aaron Fox’s skin you’d see a hamster with a remote control

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

You take De'Aaron Fox's brain and put it in a bird he's gonna bark

[Nathan McCleland @mcclevage5]

De’Aaron Fox should face prison time for what he did

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

The German guy ate a brisket sandwich on top of a stack of deer corn at 1am outside Buc-ee’s and his mind melted into a puddle of goo.

[Kyron Samuels @kyronsamuels]

swag surf got buddy levitating i’m in tears.

[Random SEC @therandomsec]

Someone said we need to send him to all sec stadiums for a night game in the fall and he’ll go back to Europe like the apostles spreading the good news 😭

[Nathan McCleland @mcclevage5]

Gorman has got to go