Sean McNeal

I am a meat popsicle. Pronouns: None - do not refer to me. Not a real libertarian.

[Sean McNeal @McClevername]

Max, the blind #dog, has the #blues

[Sean McNeal @McClevername]

@specialopsmag Is it Jim? I bet it’s Jim.

[Sean McNeal @McClevername]

@adamlwingfield Flatty thinks he’s a traffic cop. What he’s actually doing is wasting asphalt.

[Sean McNeal @McClevername]

@mrmikeMTL Politicians.

[Sean McNeal @McClevername]

@NavyEMC @deaflibertarian

[Sean McNeal @McClevername]

I do not owe a stabby mf a single drop of my blood.

[Remy the Plague Rat 🍉 @remyplaguerat]

@AndrewMercado If you’re two feet away from someone with a knife, 1) take a step back. 2) shoot their arm/ shoulder.
What you don’t do is shoot them three times in the head with your gun less than a foot from their face.

[Sean McNeal @McClevername]

@amitylee13 @unaffiliated00 I’m stealing it. 😁

[Sean McNeal @McClevername]

@OpheliaJonssen Well, then.

[Sean McNeal @McClevername]

@IGraceAshford My wife and I went zip lining once. I’m going to have to talk to her about her moral failings, I guess.

[Sean McNeal @McClevername]

@TimothyDooner I mean.. the gut wraps were effective.

[Sean McNeal @McClevername]

@AD90346705 @elonmusk You think it has a god damn thing to do with his bank account, you fucking economic infant?

[Sean McNeal @McClevername]

@LizzyStarrrdust @ZimmerHandcraft Are they hiring?

[Sean McNeal @McClevername]

@HamsterBone12 Modern version:
“Pick up your mat and walk.”

“And lose my benefits?”

[Sean McNeal @McClevername]

@LizzyStarrrdust Consort.

[Sean McNeal @McClevername]

@Hortysir Time to buy a lottery ticket.

[Sean McNeal @McClevername]

Ferry service for a heavy haul semi truck full of drywall is, apparently, prohibitively expensive. 🤷‍♂️

[Sean McNeal @McClevername]

@surveytheland @DocStrangelove2 It seals well enough for noxious gasses.
Had a fire training instructor with a giant, fluffy beard prove the SCBA seals despite the fluff by blocking the inlet and inhaling. Mask clamped down like an Alien face hugger.

[Sean McNeal @McClevername]

@thereal_SnS The music covers like an evening mist - like a watch still ticking on a dead man’s wrist. (Steve Taylor, Jim Morrison’s Grave)

[Sean McNeal @McClevername]

@BillyonBass I see you’re lagging just one behind Nigel Tufnel.

[Sean McNeal @McClevername]

@AlexDelarge6553 Anyone who watched his moves in this video absolutely knew.