chris mccandless

[chris mccandless @mccndlssc]

@HighlordRetard @themilfalt @Colonel_Keez Actually, that’s a lie. I’d absolutely hit lol

[chris mccandless @mccndlssc]

@HighlordRetard @themilfalt @Colonel_Keez Im not trying to hit… im just not letting you bully her

[chris mccandless @mccndlssc]

@konrad_flo @themilfalt @Colonel_Keez You spend your money on comic books, I spend mine on her butthole. We are not the same lol

[chris mccandless @mccndlssc]

@beyoncegarden @kristoferthomas Geez… we’ve found the dude that’s always in the friend zone

[chris mccandless @mccndlssc]

@lifeoflivvvv I respectfully disagree

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@csidelanepaige One down…. Lol

[chris mccandless @mccndlssc]

@Scarletttfoxx Have you or would you do a MFM?

[chris mccandless @mccndlssc]

@lifeoflivvvv Yes please!

[chris mccandless @mccndlssc]

@shutuppsarah At least I’ll hit your cervix and your card will never decline with me

[chris mccandless @mccndlssc]

@Kate__KC Me… it’s me