Jules McCools

The 💭s of an indie/punk songwriter🎸

Debut EP: My Battery is Low & It's Getting Dark - now available on streaming services everywhere!

[Jules McCools @McCoolsMusic]

According to #EvolutionaryBiology , all species on Earth have a common ancestor. So I wonder what fruit I am closest related to. My bet's on grapes

Hashtag grapes

#grapes

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They actually made 'double-u' a letter that's crazy

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Imagine if the new Spider-Man movie had a post-credits scene that was 8+ hours
Imagine the chaos that would ensue in the theatre on opening night
Would people stay to watch the whole thing?
How long would the average fan last?
Would people watch 8 hours of canonical nonsense?

[Matthew Patterson @ThatMattPatt]

One of the fun things I'm learning during articling is that every month is "a busy time of the year" except for August, which is always "an unusually busy August"

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Not to confuse correlation with causation but the day I finally beat Ocarina of Time was also the day I became a man

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@ThatMattPatt Abolish all time.

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Working remotely or remotely working, am I right?

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@billielanderson @ChevalierOwen @ChevalierOwen and my*

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@MitchellPratt10 Juve fans will not miss him ;)

[Falcon Brewing Company @falconbrewingco]

We're excited to announce we have @mccoolsmusic performing in our taproom live Friday September 3rd 7pm to 10pm. Come early to grab a seat it's sure to be a great show! #falconawesome #whattodoinajax #durhammusic https://t.co/JaW3ydflTb

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If you're on a first-name basis with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, what do you call him? Dwayne or The?

[The OMAs (Oshawa Music Awards) @wearetheOMAs]

We are very proud of our ability to help empower undiscovered rising talent from the Durham Region and give them the stage to shine. This year could be your turn - apply and submit for the OMAs before May 15. 👉 https://t.co/rmswVjybYC

📸: @McCoolsMusic

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You're the morning star
I'm the evening star
We are the same

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I wish my @PopeyesChicken fried shrimp came with @CTCSquares

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@channydang Meditations on First Philosophy part 1 by Rene Descartes is a popular starting point

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To ESL-persons, "Significant other" must be the laziest description of someone's romantic partner

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Haters will say "psychology isn't a science" and then cite their sources in APA

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I have decided to divide my life into two eras: Before I have met someone named Hank/After I have met someone named Hank

We exist in the first era.

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If 2021 is just like 2020, then at least 2021 is no longer "unprecedented times"