michael

[michael @mccoolycool]

the Wednesday to Thursday to Friday pipeline is insane

[michael @mccoolycool]

who up cracking they prawn, thats right who are my prawn crackers

[michael @mccoolycool]

the late worm avoids the bird

[michael @mccoolycool]

No vinegar, no pickles

[michael @mccoolycool]

in my pickle era

[michael @mccoolycool]

I LOOOOOVE PICKLES

[michael @mccoolycool]

what was up with these yellow fucks, did they ever do anything??? what did you contribute to my life???

[michael @mccoolycool]

why dont they train magpies to find missing people instead of shiny things

[michael @mccoolycool]

aint no way the people not at the front of the crowd could hear a roman emperor before microphones

[michael @mccoolycool]

eggy hands

[michael @mccoolycool]

@pain_shwib ive got some bad news…

[michael @mccoolycool]

maybe the pokemon have a chance…

[michael @mccoolycool]

pepsi are definitely on to something with pepsi max

[michael @mccoolycool]

who decided that toilet bowls should be echo chambers, I would like a word with them

[michael @mccoolycool]

YOUR MAJESTY, THEY’VE DEPLOYED A GOLEM BEHIND THE KING TOWER!

[michael @mccoolycool]

pork and chips (in a yorkshire accent)

[michael @mccoolycool]

@nathanieljhm we have peace in a draw 🤝🤝

[michael @mccoolycool]

making a joke about john cena being invisible is like a real life safety quip

[michael @mccoolycool]

@PainPork all bald people have massive foreheads but not all massive foreheads are bald

[michael @mccoolycool]

I reckon I could come out of a lobotomy unchanged