jake mccormick

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

got his ass

[jake mccormick @mccormick_jake]

@AvocadoDeshawn @RoguePOTUSStaff @SpeakerPelosi Why won’t she let the more progressive members of her party proceed with a motion to impeach? It’s not like impeachment would be a hard thing to muster the votes for. Too worried about what happened when Gingrich let impeachment proceed, too bad for the American people.

[James @CaucasianJames]

just got the thumbs up from obama. we’re drinking today

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

“Did you seriously pass on giving Kevin Durant a max contract just to sign Julius Randle?”

James Dolan:

[Luna @Lunaa]

Why the fuck does everyone i like die

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Drake called Dray "trash" immediately after the Raptors won Game 1 😳 https://t.co/vJluvzUCFa

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

“Can this Raptors team actually beat the Warriors 3 more times?”

America:

[Chris “Law Dork” Geidner @chrisgeidner]

BIG NEWS: Illinois lawmakers just passed a marijuana legalization bill in #HB1438 that's the most progressive in the country, addressing past convictions and communities hurt by past enforcement of the laws. Gov. Pritzker has supported and will sign it. https://t.co/18TQ8nsrS1

[Revolt Politic @RevoltPolitic]

@justicedems This is how the political system is corrupted. Joe Biden isn't just admitting he's corrupt; he's defending it.

[Dain @Dainiankm]

Nobody:
Highschool girls with cars:

[Imagine Dragons Hate Account. @_21Average_]

I’m 99% sure neither me nor my best friend can read

[jake mccormick @mccormick_jake]

@MaryCihlar How about litecoin? Dogecoin?

[ɴᴀᴍʀᴜ @Namru]

When you used to play competitive Quake and Counterstrike professionally in 2003 but it's 2018 and you decide to give Fortnite a go...

[KB @kbnoswag]

if my girl pays for dinner, i’ll get the tip. if she fills up my tank, i’ll give her the aux for the ride home. if she pays my rent, i’ll let her crash at my place. 50/50 is where it’s at, stop expecting to be treated like a king if you’re not treating her like a queen

[my leg @zoesamanthahart]

nobody:
charmin bears: i fucking love wiping my ass

[bradlee @boujeesIut]

can i reaIIy afford another absence

[NUDAH @nudah]

i regret to inform u that both Drake and Josh die in infinity wars