Andrew McCoubrey

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[Andrew McCoubrey @mccoubr]

@Michael_Easter @JasonFitz1 If you want to be in great physical condition, like the world’s top athletes, a few tips:

- build resilience and strength
- eat enough - occasional junk is fine
- avoid being older than 26
- work part time so you can train 40 hours per week
- have exceptional genetics

[Brian Costello @BrianCoz]

After Sam Darnold won his 1st game as Jets QB, Todd Bowles had this to say, trying to calm people down: “We won one game. I can tell you after about 100 more of them whether we have one or not. Right now, it’s a little early.”
The Super Bowl will be Darnold's 101st game

[Andrew McCoubrey @mccoubr]

@ID_AA_Carmack The R in DRAM stands for “Random”.

If you’re only doing sequential reads & writes there are lots of alternatives.

[Andrew McCoubrey @mccoubr]

@aakashgupta There will be zero institutional investors holding the stock one day after the IPO. The SpaceX issue will get gobbled up 100% by retail investors. The roadshow is to build a book of liquidity providers who can manage the distribution. Nobody wants to get caught holding this bag.

[Andrew McCoubrey @mccoubr]

@DirtyHarry8080 @MarcNixon24 Canadians are going to suffer, for sure. Then we’re going to roll up our sleeves and dig our way out. I live in a city that’s 20 below zero with four hours of daylight. You think I’m soft?

Americans cry when they can’t get their favourite flavour of gummy vitamins.

[Andrew McCoubrey @mccoubr]

@DirtyHarry8080 @MarcNixon24 Killing it will be brutal for the huge US companies that have massive capital investments in Canada. Everyone from General Motors to General Mills benefited from an open border and Trump is going to ruin it. Will be a bloodbath for the Fortune 500 if they don’t get rid of him.

[Andrew McCoubrey @mccoubr]

@MarcNixon24 To anyone with a rudimentary understanding of trade this sounds like utter nonsense.

Chinese cars shipped to Canada are MADE IN CHINA and the US can easily tariff or block them exactly as they do today.

Who is pushing this BS? I see it copied verbatim on all the bot accounts.

[Andrew McCoubrey @mccoubr]

@ericjackson Canada embraced its proximity to the United States and entered into a wonderful trade partnership that greatly benefitted both nations.

Then a lunatic blew up the deal, started an economic war, threatend military force, ended the rule of law and killed American credibility.

[Andrew McCoubrey @mccoubr]

@sarobertsonca Well put

[Andrew McCoubrey @mccoubr]

@brianlilley America needs to keep tariffs on Canada due to the Chinese EVs and the Fentanyl and the Sasquatch and the Huawei 5G mind control and the kids who poop in litter boxes and the cocaine in Tim Hortons coffee.

Very serious people, this administration.

[Andrew McCoubrey @mccoubr]

@1oldcurmudgeon @atrupar It would take around sixty seconds for a person of modest intelligence to seek out the rules for Country of Origin that apply to an automobile and realize that you’re completely full of shit. But who has a whole minute to spare, these days?

[Andrew McCoubrey @mccoubr]

@atrupar This is such a ridiculous, disingenuous non-answer that every member of Congress and indeed every American should be offended that the Secretary would insult their intelligence in this way. But apparently they are all, in fact, too dumb to know they’re being insulted.

[Andrew McCoubrey @mccoubr]

@ddebow You don’t.

You listen for radio emissions from comparable Kardashev Type-II companies at the centre of the galaxy and then value based on the multiples.

[Andrew McCoubrey @mccoubr]

AI will replace expert humans

not when the AI is good enough to outperform the expert human

but when the AI is good enough to impress the non-expert human who makes the buying decision.

[Andrew McCoubrey @mccoubr]

@elonmusk In aggregate your Grok models are huge losers.

You’ve deployed a pile of different strategies. Most are terrible and 1-2 got lucky.

Now you’re sharing screenshots that clip out all the losers and the context that people could use to seek out the raw data.

Huckster 101.

[Andrew McCoubrey @mccoubr]

How do I trade credit default swaps on subprime software startup technical debt?

“The Big Short”, but for AI slop.

[Andrew McCoubrey @mccoubr]

@lraitt Canada announced one small agreement that tweaks tariffs on canola and a few cars.

Meanwhile, the United States has signed dozens of deals, including with China. And the president claims to have made “200” deals.

[Andrew McCoubrey @mccoubr]

@SemiAnalysis_ Smart commentary as always

[Andrew McCoubrey @mccoubr]

@Jason I wonder if any other countries are trading with the communists

[Andrew McCoubrey @mccoubr]

@hperrin59 @ChrisRMcGuire The "Canadian car industry" is branch plants owned by GM, Ford and Stellantis. American companies spent hundreds of billions building factories in Canada. The president would like those American companies to close those plants and take a massive financial loss, due to reasons.