Andy McCullagh

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

To be fair, you have to take your hat off to City.

They've become the dominant force in English football and all it took was completely ignoring the league's financial rules for a decade.

[Andy McCullagh @mccullagh_andy]

@FootballRamble @MarcusSpeller @lukeaaronmoore @petedonaldson Keegan is helping Scunthorpe out to raise funds for the club because they nearly went out of business earlier in the year

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Fascists storming the Cenotaph on Armistice Day.

Braverman should resign.

[Paddy @PaddyArsenal]

Very lucky win. I can’t believe Arteta didn’t force all the defenders to stand on the halfway line when we went down to 10 men. Even more crazy in the last couple of minutes when we had 9 on the pitch. Not genius.

[Gunners @Gunnersc0m]

Mood

https://t.co/0XdLBF73zQ

[Andy McCullagh @mccullagh_andy]

@allpointseastuk Thousands of people leaving early because your sound system was terrible

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Life comes at you fast when you’re a Man United supporter

[Dan Critchlow @afcDW]

Tube worker: “Go right for the Victoria line, left for the overground. Either way if you’re top of the league.”

The crowd love it.

[Mark Stephens @MarksLarks]

BREAKING NEWS:

Boris Johnson is sacking junior staff for accepting his invites to the Downing Street parties.

WHEN POSH BOYS FUCK UP THEY SACK THEIR STAFF!

[Orbinho @Orbinho]

Arsenal have still won as many league titles as Spurs at White Hart Lane

[Patrick Timmons @PatrickTimmons1]

Shoutout to the pundits who spent all summer pushing the narrative that we spent the most money in Europe without improving a single position in our starting XI.

[dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @mrdavemacleod]

if all Russian assets in the UK are being frozen does that include the Tory party?

[Bill Esterson @Bill_Esterson]

A&E doctor on @SkyNews says today’s Covid announcement is:

“Living with Boris Johnson not living with Covid.”

She’s right. It’s a political decision not a scientific decision.

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

If, as the Government is implying re the BBC, we should only pay for something we like and agree with, I wonder if I can ask for all the money back I’ve had to spend in taxes on Brexit.

[JB™️ @gunnerpunner]

Certain teams allowed to miss games with a handful of cases, now plsying against teams forced to field weakened sides.

[Gráinne Maguire @GrainneMaguire]

So sad that Charles Dickens died without ever knowing he’d written A Muppets Christmas Carol :-(

[LADbible @ladbible]

Her: ‘We’re going to my mother’s for Christmas’

Me:

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨"Who exactly does the @MetPoliceUK work for ma'am? Our citizens, or Boris Johnson?" 🚨

(Location: New Scotland Yard. Sound on)