Dakota McCurdy

YEET My pronouns are (Get/Fucked)

[Altuve Better @AltuveEnjoyer]

A map of who America is cheering for in the World Series

[Jesse Morse, M.D. @DrJesseMorse]

THEY TOLD Jalen Hurts NOT TO SLEEP 🤯

YET THEY STILL LET HIM PLAY.

Are you kidding me right now????

FIRE THE ENTIRE @Eagles MEDICAL STAFF NOW.

THIS IS BLATANT MALPRACTICE.

[Dakota McCurdy @mccurdydakota]

Tony is just hiring people for the fun of it at this point. He has way too many wrestlers and not enough tv time.

[Took @TookTimbo]

AEW’s new hires 2026 is peak 🔥

[Dakota McCurdy @mccurdydakota]

You are the worst Alabama fan account on this platform. This only digs your hole a lot deeper. Delete it you prick.

[Dakota McCurdy @mccurdydakota]

Karma never forgets lol

[Auburn Tigers @AuburnTigers]

How ‘bout them tigers 👏

#WarEagle

[Dakota McCurdy @mccurdydakota]

I need an explanation on 18-20. Florida embarrasses Texas and Texas is still in front of them after having a blowout win against the #7 team in the country. LSU moves up after playing a team when their heart hasn’t been in it since they found out their QB was injured.

[On3 @On3]

BREAKING: College Football AP Poll🚨

https://t.co/ruGoooNeKc

[Garrett Walker @GarrettWalkr]

I love that any time someone beats Alabama they celebrate like there’s no tomorrow. People can say the dynasty is dead and this ain’t the same ‘Bama but they still do this when they beat Alabama and that’s clear evidence that we are still the standard.

[✩ @hatedubem]

@willowryder @_Qt_coo @Abella_Danger they having a whoreoff

[Footballism @FootbaIIism]

A SportsCenter graphic that may never be topped

[ESPN @espn]

The Dodgers have been swept by the Brewers and are eliminated from the 2026 MLB postseason.

[Dakota McCurdy @mccurdydakota]

Community Note from hell 💀

[MBL @BuschMVP]

WHERE YOU AT BREWERS FANS?? YOU ARE ALL FUCKING SILENT ALL OF A SUDDEN🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤣🤡😂🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣🤡🤣

[Dakota McCurdy @mccurdydakota]

This was 4 years ago btw lol

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

Happy anniversary to those who celebrate

[Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB]

5 years?

Have you seen your tweets from 12 months ago?

[Im a writer @JayJDONDA]

As a reminder Bama dominated the last pure generation of College Football. You ruined the sport just to stop us and we’re still kicking most of your asses. The irony

[Big Action Bill @BigActionBill]

This was a Saturday morning cartoon PPV event.

[Cruz Oxenreider @TheRealCruzOx]

The only time I will cheer for @AuburnFootball publicly

[Rachel Bovard @rachelbovard]

Hey look, actual fascism

[Dakota McCurdy @mccurdydakota]

@Jesus_Tha_Goat Levi Wallace

[Blu @trulyyblu]

There are genuine freaks who don’t want this. Your opinion is instantly invalid on anything Destiny related.

Genuinely believe these people have never played Destiny 1 or have just forgotten how different D1 and D2 are.

For one D1 doesn’t give you participation trophies and does not baby you like Destiny 2 does.

[Greensboro Police Department @GSO_Police]

“Raise hell. Praise Dale” is not an appropriate response when we ask you why you were speeding.