Chris McCurrach

true blue

[Chris McCurrach @McCurrach]

@Dalek_Dave My guess is there is history between them? It’s the only way to explain it for me…and even then…wait until the after party when you can really throw down. Ha!

[Chris McCurrach @McCurrach]

@headkrack Permanent record

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I just wrote a review on Masakage Koishi AS Petty 120mm https://t.co/Y3Rfzsm7Xl via @yotpo

[Chris McCurrach @McCurrach]

I just wrote a review on Masakage Shimo Gyuto 210mm https://t.co/3UZRvMHyLd via @yotpo

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(609): He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

In December, Spicer said barring media access is what a ‘dictatorship’ does. Today, he barred media access. https://t.co/Ik1szznC70

[Chris McCurrach @McCurrach]

@RollingStone Sam was off. Not a good performance.

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@questlove trainwreck

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@McCurrachUK you may want to add the UK portion to your #WalkersThisWay @pepsico_uk tweet

[Chris McCurrach @McCurrach]

Miguel should drive that 356 into Mariah and put her and that video out of their misery! #beautiful #sobad #worstvideoever

[Chris McCurrach @McCurrach]

Finally less than 2 weeks until sun, sand, and salt water! #secretsstjames #montegobay

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(410): I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god

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(951): Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(619): Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Week's Most Shared Video: Victoria's Secret Fashion Show A Hit Among People Who Don't Know That Pornography Exists http://t.co/SdruTTkL

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(970): I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.

[CBS News Health @CBSHealth]

Would you chop off your toes to fit into shoes? Women undergoing foot surgery to fit into heels better http://t.co/jP9EtRER

[Chris McCurrach @McCurrach]

Keep your paper heart away from me! #papergirl #julytalks

[Chris McCurrach @McCurrach]

Hana with @gmccurrach...

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@billykirkinc @spenserleevogel hmmm...I wonder if this is worth anything? http://t.co/8ssRLSwT