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[jizzly adams @McDaddy44]

When you get four tinder matches in a row and start feeling yourself.

[jizzly adams @McDaddy44]

@CoachTaggart Thanks for the mediocre season, I’m sure FSU will really appreciate all the recruits we paid you to get for them too

[jizzly adams @McDaddy44]

@coachtaggart fuck you

[Hartford Courant @hartfordcourant]

Opinion: It's time for baby boomers to step aside https://t.co/Y09mrzGJ0c

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

Oh yeah let’s discourage saving money when the majority of people already have inadequate retirement savings good fucking idea https://t.co/rdDlFUWZCM

[jizzly adams @McDaddy44]

@UglyButFunny5 They can't

[jizzly adams @McDaddy44]

Y'all better roast my ass when I die https://t.co/1XSbmJ5Ncu

[Ralphie May @Ralphie_May]

I hope when I die people make jokes about me, don't cry for me. Life is great.

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

I BET BABY BOOMERS HOLD THE MAJORITY OF PUERTO RICO BONDS ANYWAYS SO CAN WE ALL COLLECTIVELY SAY FUCK EM AND GIVE THEM 20 CENTS ON THA DOLLA

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

KANYE A CLASSICAL LIBERAL ALL ABOUT DEM FREE MARKETS

[jizzly adams @McDaddy44]

@BleacherReport @NFL @McAlday01

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

MORE GREASY BABY BOOMER BEHAVIOR, SEND THEM TO GITMO WIT THE REST OF THEM https://t.co/uvyhYAOzbg

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

99% of boomers didn't save enough for retirement but support fist fucking younger generations for financial security https://t.co/UfHXKDH1A1

[CJ Werleman @cjwerleman]

62% of Gaza is malnourished as a result of Israel's brutal blockade, but enjoy your hummus, asshole. https://t.co/IQ8cSjcLob

[jizzly adams @McDaddy44]

@SpiritAirlines No. Fuck you.

[jizzly adams @McDaddy44]

@SpiritAirlines Please go out of business

[jizzly adams @McDaddy44]

@SpiritAirlines you are the absolute shittiest airline of all time

[jizzly adams @McDaddy44]

@Wu_Tang_Finance @nflcommish

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

Why do y'all crack down WAY harder on players w/substance abuse than players who ABUSE OTHER HUMANS? #LionsFanForum #FreeJoshGordon https://t.co/XniThBUvMg

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

MARTIN SHOULD BE ON TWITTER
HE SHOULD PERISCOPE HIS EXCEL WIZARDRY
THESE JURY SELECTION TRANSCRIPTS ARE 💯 https://t.co/s8m0yhoStT