Casey Rocket

If the moon had nipples would we milk it? 😏🎺 Boise-based comic and fuckin honky tonk noise polluter

[Casey Rocket @MCdooglebear]

A show that’s been centuries in the making... The Grimace Half Hour Power Hour is LIVE this Saturday 🎺

8/31 @ 10:30pm

Featuring @kathylasagna @Guywiththestuff LJ Sullivan, @CodonColganite & MORE

Tickets are only $5 for a night of terrifying riffs 🔮
https://t.co/XLYWcwZ65S

[nick ciarelli @nickciarelli]

“Song from Prestige Drama about Assisted Suicide”

[nick ciarelli @nickciarelli]

“Untitled Martin Scorsese Crime Drama Theme”

[Casey Rocket @MCdooglebear]

Last Grimby update before my Twitter hiatus begins again

This week we have one of my favorite comics on. The Holeman himself. The king of the macabre. The human centipede. The loose callus.

The knuckle duster nut buster. The prodigal son.

Matt Amos.

https://t.co/A35ITAWw3D

[Casey Rocket @MCdooglebear]

Before you take a gander at this week’s very special episode, tune in to our recent scat session with Boise comic and long-bodied anomaly @TurnageJack 🎺

https://t.co/Tg0kM1tGbF

[Casey Rocket @MCdooglebear]

@janerichsen Someday I will be on death’s door and I will look back and think about how I watched this video instead of telling my family that I loved them for two more minutes

[Casey Rocket @MCdooglebear]

*me returning home to the boys after leaving the bar with a particularly hot piece of work*

Jon (my best friend): Well.. tell us everything..

Me (wearing my entire clothes inside out): Well.. one scat thing led to another..😏

Jon: Holy shit.. you bagged Scatman?

Me: 🚬😏

[Casey Rocket @MCdooglebear]

@davidwaynetitus No way haha he was actually pretty funny. Was he cool?

[Casey Rocket @MCdooglebear]

Had a guy do a 9 minute set before my spot at the open mic about how he lost his leg in an accident and it’s been really hard on his family. Before tonight, I never knew that’s what I wanted before every single one of my sets. The beeps were a godsent release

[Casey Rocket @MCdooglebear]

One time I was tripping face on mushrooms in Manny’s bathroom and I peed all over the floor on accident cuz I didn’t know how dicks worked and someone saw it and started yelling at this kid accusing him and the noise was so loud and scary it made me yell and blame the kid too

[Casey Rocket @MCdooglebear]

When the robotussin kicks in and the store manager asks if you’re finding everything okay

[Casey Rocket @MCdooglebear]

Rap game Reggie Ledoux

[Casey Rocket @MCdooglebear]

I just realized that I literally pay $15 a month for HBO on the off chance that I rewatch True Detective season one again

It’s basically just me subscribing to the religion of Rust Cohle’s ramblings for $180 a year

[Casey Rocket @MCdooglebear]

The US military sent 354,000 mentally unfit troops into Vietnam that had previously been rejected for service & you expect me to not use my credit card when I buy groceries because I feel like it’s “free groceries”? I’m sorry hoss I don’t see the connection either but ur canceled

[Casey Rocket @MCdooglebear]

I just saw the new Tarantino movie and I hate to spoil anything but John Travolta plays Squeaky Fromme

I just reactivated my Twitter to make this tweet

[Casey Rocket @MCdooglebear]

New pep-ep. new peppisode episode. suppose you listen to it, then what? I’m serious. Think about it. Just try is all I’m asking.
https://t.co/tm7h5l7arC

[Casey Rocket @MCdooglebear]

Ya’ll ever fuck around and ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex

[Casey Rocket @MCdooglebear]

Me when I get Kratom all over my white shirt

[jameswhite @JamesCageWhite]

I failed again,like I always do

[Casey Rocket @MCdooglebear]

@patriciarohlen Grandma why do you have that video loaded up at the drop of a hat

[Casey Rocket @MCdooglebear]

Goddammit someone stole my Kickstarter idea

[Casey Rocket @MCdooglebear]

This is the exact thing I will be doing from dusk till dawn when I get back on the bottle.

Just straight snozzling up rye whisky and teaching pigs to walk like a motherfucker.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Watch as this guy teaches his pig to walk again 🙏❤️