Monty

Legally required to inform you that I am not the mayor of Boise.

[Monty @Guywiththestuff]

Hey can y’all stop calling your significant other “your partner?” Because I call my business partner, “my partner,” and I don’t want people to think we’re fucking. We are fucking, but I don’t want people to know, makes it harder to sell dishwashers.

[Monty @Guywiththestuff]

@Hali lol I have the opposite of this, no way this team is going 82-0

[Monty @Guywiththestuff]

@wochnick @LandonHall @MLB you sound like an incredibly lonely person

[Monty @Guywiththestuff]

@TalkinBaseball_ soooo then there’s no way in hell the owners will agree to the proposal then?

[Monty @Guywiththestuff]

@DiscussingFilm CALL OF DUTY 4 MODERN WARFARE
CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE
CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE 4

[Monty @Guywiththestuff]

@CincyNomad @barstoolsports I had no idea 😭

[Monty @Guywiththestuff]

@dogfightin2 I got a lot by thinking of surnames, especially presidents

[Monty @Guywiththestuff]

@owenvpatnaude I hope someone shoots you in the stomach with a gun

[Monty @Guywiththestuff]

@FiddlesPicks I don’t know why I trusted you on the WNBA two days in a row 🤦‍♂️

[Monty @Guywiththestuff]

@SickosCommittee edging with wieners is crazy

[Monty @Guywiththestuff]

@Ahmedmedhat000 okay

[Monty @Guywiththestuff]

@lesbaela no?

[Monty @Guywiththestuff]

Damn, 10K ratio from someone taking the punchline of a joke seriously. Even pretentious people are fucking stupid now.

[Ash @ashwxrya]

high art like Project Hail Mary

[Monty @Guywiththestuff]

@ItsAllFake26 @nelson_karon @Skills94544 @FCBanter_ @LegionHoops @MarcRyanOnAir yeah? you work there?

[Monty @Guywiththestuff]

@ThatGuyAlright @Blazecap1203 @hernandy_s lmao. Oh yeah, great point. My hate made me completely forget about him.

[Monty @Guywiththestuff]

@lubber204 @CantEverDie well that’s dumb. Wearing headphones all the time is dumb. Wearing headphones made in the 1990’s is REALLY dumb.

[Monty @Guywiththestuff]

@Blazecap1203 @hernandy_s if they did that why would Nolan want to go back to the original timeline?

[Monty @Guywiththestuff]

@RareCoinsFTW @ShamsCharania @grok dude, he refused cancer treatment because he thought that it was the treatment that actually killed you. You think he took the vaccine?

[Monty @Guywiththestuff]

@vrsealli @Longpipe_r @KekBunny @Dexerto hi-key

[Monty @Guywiththestuff]

@CavsBetterSadly @HaterReport I don’t want to be too hyperbolic but I think that you should be beaten to death with hammers.