Eric Cole

Professional Comedian, amateur Pet Detective

Instagram: @EricColeComedy
Bookings: [email protected]

[Eric Cole @ItsEricCole]

Hold on. You're telling me an OATMEAL raised these cookies?

[Eric Cole @ItsEricCole]

I keep missing my windows to get a follow from The Genetic Freak, The Big Bad Booty Daddy, @ScottSteiner

Guess it's just not meant to be

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

Peaks & Freaks Friday - Big Poppa Pump Hookup.

One lucky freak will win. Autographed 8”x 10” photo + SS Diamond Logo Hat.

Like, repost & comment the word “freaks” to be entered. (must be following Big Poppa Pump to qualify)

[Eric Cole @ItsEricCole]

@ScottSteiner Freaks

[Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16]

Elon Musk is a pedophile. It’s important to reiterate this on his app.

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

Fact.

[Eric Cole @ItsEricCole]

Merry Christmas to me

@RealKevinNash

[Eric Cole @ItsEricCole]

The problem with Walking to Prevent Suicide, is that walking makes me WANT to kill myself

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

#ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles

[✭ 🅑🅤🅑🅑🅐 ✭ @BubbatheOG]

Same shit. Different hat.

[Eric Cole @ItsEricCole]

Hey yo @RealKevinNash, my collection is now running on Diesel Power

#TooSweet

[Eric Cole @ItsEricCole]

Phony Soprano

[John Cusack @johncusack]

Pumpkin Mac pornhumper

[Eric Cole @ItsEricCole]

Hey yo @WuTangClan, I'm getting a Wu tattoo today.... @methodman @GhostfaceKillah @INSpectahDECKWU @Raekwon @RZA @TheRealGZA @Ugodofwutang @RealMastaKilla

Any ideas? I mean, I have some, just wanted to get your thoughts

[Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass]

How can you still not speak out against Trump?

[Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass]

Appeasement, capitulation, silence.
When faced by a fascist dictator all of the above responses are co-equals.
If you've chosen one you've chosen them all.
Everyday the dictatorship gets stronger and more resolute.
If you aren't choosing resistance you're choosing cruelty to guide this nation.
You're giving away our democracy.
https://t.co/gZ3oC66V1g

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

He’s an insurrectionist. He’s a psychopath. He’s a pathological liar. He’s an authoritarian. He’s a criminal. He’s a con man. He’s a felon. He’s an idiot. He’s been a sexual predator his whole life.

And now it looks like he’s a pedophile too. Well done America. Well done.

[Eric Cole @ItsEricCole]

My wife cheated on me at a Blink-182 concert, and that's about the time she walked away from me

#AstronomerCEO

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

just crazy work that he was elected by a base that thinks hillary clinton and the democrats were running a pedophile cabal out of a pizza parlor meanwhile this man was certifiably besties with the mayor of pedophile island