Geed McDormparty

Please keep account owner away from freshman women and dairy products

[Geed McDormparty @mcdormparty]

Happy birthday America! Word of the day: overconsume

[Geed McDormparty @mcdormparty]

Wanna see a magic trick? Watch me turn this par putt into a double bogey. Abracadabra.

[Geed McDormparty @mcdormparty]

My sweet passenger princess… Oh how you will be loved tonight. #gfdox

[Geed McDormparty @mcdormparty]

@Hiiii_Jayden Doing it for the rush. Got a problem with that?

[Geed McDormparty @mcdormparty]

That feeling when you type 704 into Apple Maps for the first time in months… #chills #bartcave #nextpurchase

[Geed McDormparty @mcdormparty]

That feeling when you type 704 into Apple Maps for the first time in months… #chills #bartcave #nextpurchase

[Geed McDormparty @mcdormparty]

Staring at the beautiful women… she’s looking at you… I don’t think so she’s looking at me #mrjonesandme #eatitbart

[Geed McDormparty @mcdormparty]

Just got slimed by the ladies in a routine game of FMK. Go ahead and blow my shit smooth off my body #cmon #butimalittlecutiepie

[Geed McDormparty @mcdormparty]

Oh my gosh this grilled cheese is SOO good can I fuck the chef

[Geed McDormparty @mcdormparty]

Update: account (not mine) banned for a WEEK #thanksobama

[Geed McDormparty @mcdormparty]

Can’t say “faggot” anymore in rocket league quick chat. Did I just wake up in nazi germany? #stalinsincharge #dontvoteblue

[Geed McDormparty @mcdormparty]

@LAMARJacksonLOL Not after these pills off the pornhub ads come in #laughnowcrylater #bigmanbigplan

[Geed McDormparty @mcdormparty]

Is this bartender hot enough to sacrifice my dignity for? Current me and me in 14 hours may disagree but who wins in a fistfight #notyou #faggot

[Geed McDormparty @mcdormparty]

@LAMARJacksonLOL Happy for you and all… but you’re not breaking my 14 second record jerk kid #keepdreaming

[Geed McDormparty @mcdormparty]

@LAMARJacksonLOL You’re goddamn right

[Geed McDormparty @mcdormparty]

No officer it’s not an open container, you actually saw me finish it in front of you #areyouretarded #figureitout

[Geed McDormparty @mcdormparty]

War is over #Hallelujah

[Geed McDormparty @mcdormparty]

Is ole miss legit? No actually I just bet on the dawgs #downthedrain #sorryfairfield

[Geed McDormparty @mcdormparty]

@p3t3rpip3dh3r While your prediction was correct was such rudeness necessary?

[Geed McDormparty @mcdormparty]

Can’t tell if it’s a privilege or the cross I have to bear that I’ve woken up for nye completely shredded. Time to seize the day #carpediem #willtherebeanewyearskiss

[Geed McDormparty @mcdormparty]

I love surrounding myself with beautiful women. Unfortunately I’ve learned they don’t love to discuss the weather #whatelse #fortnite