Michael McDowell

yes it difficult to be a barb and a halsey stan at the same time

[Michael McDowell @mcdowellmj18]

@NoahBanksxxx I see the signs and I still come back

[poppy 🦋 @notpopbase]

WHO MADE THIS??? 😭

[JOHNNY 2 PHONES @johnny2phones_]

I love Nicki Minaj I told her I admit it ❤️☎️💕

[A Savannah James Stan Account.. @DevAintShit]

Atlanta don't be prepared for nothing but brunch

[Michael McDowell @mcdowellmj18]

@mtn009 Someone from my past 😅🤭

[Michael McDowell @mcdowellmj18]

I’m sorry but teeth are the biggest thing for me to let you in my life

[Avalon Penrose @avalonpenrose]

a normal person explains what’s happening on the stock market:

[Michael McDowell @mcdowellmj18]

Imagine getting to the point where I have to cut you off. That’s embarrassing

[Michael McDowell @mcdowellmj18]

I’m sick but not covid sick can someone bring me like mimosas and waffles that’d be great

[Michael McDowell @mcdowellmj18]

@NICKIMINAJ We stan a skinny queen

[k pop is the new jim crow @stcelestial]

CMON DOJA

[Karamo @Karamo]

Shame on the news referring to these Domestic Terrorist as ‘Trump Supporters’ as if they are peaceful people supporting a president.
These are terrorist w/ visible guns! Imagine if they were Middle Eastern or Black... they would not be called supporters & they wouldn’t be alive.

[Michael McDowell @mcdowellmj18]

Opinions on long distance relationships. Shoot

[Michael McDowell @mcdowellmj18]

I have a crush on a boy what is this

[Aly & AJ @alyandaj]

Do we make a “Like Whoa (Explicit Version)” now? Jkjkjkjk

Like a rollercoaster ride
Motherfucker hold on tight
Whoa whoa
(shits got me like)
Whoa whoa

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Idk who needs to hear this but

Dear Red Lobster,

when I order fried shrimp 🍤

I PROMISE U, I want TARTER SAUCE. Not cocktail sauce. At least put both.

Sincerely,

mother of a new born w/no nanny. 🥴

Also, Wendy’s:

Pls stop forgetting my ranch sauce with my chkn nuggets

[Michael McDowell @mcdowellmj18]

“why are you
dressed like that?” “like what?”

[Michael McDowell @mcdowellmj18]

@tavarismorris 21***

[Michael McDowell @mcdowellmj18]

Being single is all fun and games until you see the gay dads at Christmas time with their toddler. Can we get married yet?