clit eastwood

5’2 ♊︎ gemini ₆⁶₆

[clit eastwood @mcdrivethru69]

Once I

- lose 30 lbs
- get a boob lift
- join Equinox
- run 25 miles a week
- get a tummy tuck
- get rich
- get self confidence
- lose my anxiety
- get a boyfriend
- defeat the elite 4
- lose my gag reflex
- discover Narnia

It’s over for u beech

[clit eastwood @mcdrivethru69]

yes. money has changed me.

[clit eastwood @mcdrivethru69]

i swear if i see one more post talking about dressing like your venus [sign]

[clit eastwood @mcdrivethru69]

honestly when’s the last time ariana’s eyebrows served

[clit eastwood @mcdrivethru69]

my coworker saying ‘valentine’s day isn’t a real holiday’ is really PMO… like just say you hate your wife

[clit eastwood @mcdrivethru69]

ok but what about black cat energy x doberman vibes

[clit eastwood @mcdrivethru69]

i love funny women

[clit eastwood @mcdrivethru69]

@thisguy3496 valid!!! thanks dad

[clit eastwood @mcdrivethru69]

only one more failed embarrassing relationship until i delete all my social media for good

[clit eastwood @mcdrivethru69]

@thisguy3496 i’m just saying if i do another hard launch and it doesn’t work out- i’m never coming back online lol

[clit eastwood @mcdrivethru69]

god i miss my lash extensions

[clit eastwood @mcdrivethru69]

update!!! crush may possibly work out [it’s been a week

[clit eastwood @mcdrivethru69]

dating men is some humiliation ritual

[clit eastwood @mcdrivethru69]

i really thought halsey, hailee steinfeld, and hailey bieber were the same person

[clit eastwood @mcdrivethru69]

kinda tired of my work business being aired on the news

[clit eastwood @mcdrivethru69]

I don’t know what compels me to respond to ig stories i just do it

[eli @rpfscholar]

‘twas the night before 9/11

[clit eastwood @mcdrivethru69]

i fear i may need to lower my melatonin intake

[clit eastwood @mcdrivethru69]

did society really cook with these commercial/charter buses?

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i’m still haunted by random dudes i went out with in 2015 in my instagram recommended