Egg McEgg

I am the egg man, they are the egg men.

[Egg McEgg @mcegg_egg]

Leggo my...

Wait, scratch that. Hang on...

[Egg McEgg @mcegg_egg]

You are welcome.

[Egg McEgg @mcegg_egg]

We are defenders of the faith

[Egg McEgg @mcegg_egg]

Wakey wakey

[audrey farnsworth @audipenny]

well son, adulthood is where you call other people idiots while at your very specific job then leave work & become the idiot everywhere else

[Egg McEgg @mcegg_egg]

@MassagewithLori @cougarcallgirl1 @TheCamiParker

[Egg McEgg @mcegg_egg]

@mcegg_egg You know, like nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills...

[Egg McEgg @mcegg_egg]

Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

[Egg McEgg @mcegg_egg]

What an awesome morning. #thanks #youknowwhoyouare

[Rain DeGrey @raindegrey]

"I was curious" and "It felt good" are the main motivations behind all of my actions....

[Erin T @tomcaterin]

Morning! Available today in #calgary. Come see me!

[Egg McEgg @mcegg_egg]

@nigelplays Cock clocked? Are you ok man?

[Egg McEgg @mcegg_egg]

@nigelplays ewe!

[Egg McEgg @mcegg_egg]

@nigelplays dude, she did that to you too?

[Egg McEgg @mcegg_egg]

Happy early birthday!!