My mom: I’m not going to start buying things or doing anything for your wedding since it’s two year away
Also my mom: sends a text hourly on ideas and things she bought for decorations
maybe it’s just me but I don’t think Taylor releasing an album gives anyone the right to obsess over and bash her exes online 😅 the album isn’t even out and harassing people on instagram over your own delusions and theories is fucking insane
My christian school first taught me about sex by comparing women who sleep with men before marriage as duct tape that has been used multiple times, and no one chooses used duct tape. I was 13.
My therapist saying she thinks we can graduate from weekly appointments to every other week is basically saying I’m no longer fucked up enough to require weekly monitoring
“AAAAATENTION Texas roadhouse I have a special birthday guest with me today! My friend Taylor is turning 34 years old today, so on the count of 3 I need you to stop what you're doin, swallow what you're chewin, and give me your loudest proudest Texas-sized yeehaw! 1 2 3 YEEHAW”