Douglas

don’t really give a crap anymore. when I grew up I was taught the actual meaning of ‘they, them, it, she, he…’.

[Douglas @mcewdoug]

@Geniustechw Godzilla

[Douglas @mcewdoug]

@dantypo It's a garden bench for me - #notherapy

[Heatherheather007 @LibertyValkyrie]

This will NEVER make sense to me. Ever.

[Douglas @mcewdoug]

@sweetiepiebri I would laugh my ass off!

[Douglas @mcewdoug]

Take out; tip screen lowest tip 18%. Bet ya can’t guess what they got!?

[Douglas @mcewdoug]

Women that bring their own trash to the dump are hot🔥

[Douglas @mcewdoug]

@PeriklesGREAT A basset hound

[Douglas @mcewdoug]

@PeriklesGREAT None needed

[Douglas @mcewdoug]

@TheFigen_ Trunk, duh.

[Douglas @mcewdoug]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Amazing

[Douglas @mcewdoug]

@KateMonogamish You look like my hummingbirds!

[Douglas @mcewdoug]

Follow up, working from home

[Douglas @mcewdoug]

Working from home today

[Douglas @mcewdoug]

Are they putting less corns in the popcorn bag? Seriously, WTH

[Douglas @mcewdoug]

@gymlifeanimal I totally get it

[Douglas @mcewdoug]

The beep beep beeping of deliveries in the neighborhood is really freaking annoying

[Douglas @mcewdoug]

Any living creature in my vicinity with more than 4 legs needs to die. Sorry, not sorry!

[Douglas @mcewdoug]

That sucks! One of the good guys

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

At 70 years old, Bruce Willis can no longer remember he was once a famous actor

The sad toll of dementia

[Douglas @mcewdoug]

@ayaonx please explain this to me too!!!