Mark McEwen

Bills, Jays & Leafs fan. Daily planker. Mostly daily yoga-er. WSOP wannabe. Aaron Sorkin is my hero. I can't sing. Epilepsy support guy. Meditation helps.

[Mark McEwen @mcewen650]

I'll be so fucking disappointed if I'm wrong.
Hopefully retatrutide doesn't work.

[Mark McEwen @mcewen650]

@daylightScott @michaeljburry But everyone needs a PRS! My fav neck ever. Feels soooo amazing.

[Mark McEwen @mcewen650]

@daylightScott @michaeljburry And a Godin!

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@SpurriersBurna @SportsCenter No.... He is still hated. Never forget his sexual assault of Erica Kinsman (2012) or the Uber driver assault of 2018.

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@fuckyouiquit Nah. Before the end of June. His health is terrible.
Hopefully it'll even happen on camera.

[Mark McEwen @mcewen650]

Prediction - max 20 more days.
Wouldn't it be fucking great if it happens live on camera!!

Oh happy days are coming.

[Mark McEwen @mcewen650]

Booking through @WyndhamHotels - AI agents who fuck everything up.

Then you ask for an actual human and they give you another AI agent with a different accent hoping we can't tell. We can. We aren't stupid.

And also. Why are "fees" an extra 30% of the nightly rate? Fuck you.

[Mark McEwen @mcewen650]

Hey Melania....

I don't agree with Jeff that you've aged-out. How much?

My friends and I are going to have a poker tournament.
Winner takes all.

[Mark McEwen @mcewen650]

@RonFilipkowski Omg is it happening??!!!! Where is Trump? Why are they hiding him?

Remember the movie Dave?
Are they gonna get an impersonator while Trump is in a hospital bed recovering from a stroke?

[Mark McEwen @mcewen650]

@RonFilipkowski Wait for two more months.

MY prediction - Trump will not be here.
Natural causes.
The world will celebrate.

My wife says I'm crazy. I may be... But his health is clearly deteriorating.

We can all dream right?

[Mark McEwen @mcewen650]

It may be happening! Did Trump have a stroke on the weekend?

Plan the parade!

[Mark McEwen @mcewen650]

So close!

[Mark McEwen @mcewen650]

Did anyone else watch the #mastersoftheuniverse trailer and think about the lead actor - "another emotionless performance similar to Hayden Christiansen as Anakin?"

[Mark McEwen @mcewen650]

@belairdirect Thanks. How long usually before contact? I submitted it yesterday afternoon.

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@belairdirect hey. I was uploading pics for my claim and my phone crashed.... I see the claim has been submitted... I assume I can simply email the adjuster pics I've already taken...

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I maintain my prediction-
His health is deteriorating.
He'll be dead by the end of June.

If there was ever a time I REALLY wanted to be correct........

Queue party music.

[Mark McEwen @mcewen650]

@Bricks_and_Figs Give the Lego you stole back.

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34 days till the party starts! #prediction

[Mark McEwen @mcewen650]

I remember when #60Minutes was regarded as reputable.

Now they are Trump boot-licking pussies.

[Mark McEwen @mcewen650]

@Dynacare @LifeLabs Thanks for the info. The added services available may be perceived as value for some.... For me, all I need is test results.

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Hey @Dynacare, why are you charging me for my online results when @LifeLabs does not.

Just wondering what sets yours apart.....