KRYSTALCALLEDMEFAT99

Homoie™

[KRYSTALCALLEDMEFAT99 @mcfagaroni]

Trap cat till the day he dies. Aka to fucking day.

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Justin Timberlake’s mugshot has been released.

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@earth22cam I’ll blow on it for you

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@ITSJEREMYSCOTT looks like a snooty version of @ItsTheSituation

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@crookedtrans Cash money will forever live in my heart

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@PalacioJacob Try putting em in relaxed mode

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Water is the only thing saving me now

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💋❤️💋💋❤️💋❤️‍🔥💋❤️ when the manager pours you a drink

[KRYSTALCALLEDMEFAT99 @mcfagaroni]

Got quizzed on Gorillaz music @ work today 😩✊🏼🔥 men are so unique

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Don’t ask how

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The person in the stall beside me just stood to wipe, I’m sure of it

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Bonding with coworkers over breasts<water

I said what I said

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@netflixqueue Gooseybumpys

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@TommyWiseau has been real silent since this photo

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@gardenmom2000 Succumb to tha cake

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@V3NUSB0UND Premium packaging

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We stay pissin on the clock

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When the auditor comes, and I ask chef if I gotta get off my knees for him 🤧🤝

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Pockets? Full
Socks? High
Down? Ass Fool