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What the Kupo do you think you're doing?!
27, Professional Himbo, Chef 👨‍🍳 🥀

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Gotta hand it to people born circa 1995 – 2005 for generally being the least insufferable age group there is

[小豆餅乃𝕗𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣 𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞 𖧷𓂃◌ @azukimochi_3rd]

興徳寺で咲いていたピンクのリコリスがとても綺麗でした

[IGN @IGN]

Check out this new artwork from Hope, the new sci-fi/action film from director Na Hong-jin (The Wailing), depicting the extraterrestrial creatures that crash-land on Earth in the forest outside the idyllic hamlet of Hope Harbor. https://t.co/vwzefHF3Rq

[fabian🫆 @slumsocrates]

they’re doing this to me at work tomorrow btw

[BOND ✭ @ballhardsam]

Someone’s grandparents are gonna see this on Facebook and lose their shit

[may🫧 @P0chamay]

you've just been piplup'd

[Aaron @a_crazzy_aaron]

Unpopular opinion, museums should not have to close bc lack of funding. My taxes should be going to them and not some foreign country to bomb civilians

[☆ elle @St0m4chBvgz]

Tetia agott riche coco

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

My ex cheated on me. I was devastated.

Friend: You should send her something petty.

Me: Like what?

Friend: Flowers. But make it WEIRD.

I found a florist in Nakameguro.

Florist: What's the occasion?

Me: Revenge.

Florist: eyes light up, Tell me everything.

I explained the situation.

Florist: I have the PERFECT arrangement.

He made a bouquet of:
- Dead roses
- Wilted lilies 
- A single cactus
- Card that said: "Hope your new relationship goes as well as these flowers"

Me: This is beautiful.

Florist: I've been WAITING for a customer like you.

Week later: He texted me.

Florist: "Did she get them?"

Me: "Yes. She's furious."

Florist: "Excellent. Tell your friends."

Month 2: I recommended him to a coworker going through a breakup.

Coworker: He made me a bouquet of ONIONS.

Me: Why onions?

Coworker: "To make your ex cry as much as they made you cry."

Coworker: It was GENIUS.

Month 4: The florist had a WAITLIST.

All revenge flowers.

His shop window sign: "Flowers for Every Occasion - ESPECIALLY Bad Ones"

Month 6: He went VIRAL on Japanese Twitter.

A celebrity ordered revenge flowers for her ex.

Posted a photo.

The florist got 500 orders in a week.

News article: "Tokyo Florist Specializes in 'Spite Bouquets'"

Month 8: He opened a SECOND LOCATION.

Hired staff specifically trained in "emotional damage floral design."

Me: You've created an empire.

Florist: I'm just helping people express their feelings.

Me: With dead plants.

Florist: With THERAPEUTIC dead plants.

Month 10: Someone ordered revenge flowers for ME.

Delivery guy: Package for you.

Inside: Beautiful fresh flowers. Card: "For inspiring the pettiest business in Tokyo. Thank you. - The Florist"

Me: crying

Month 12: His shop expanded to "revenge gifts."

- Chocolate that says "Sweet like the lies you told"
- Teddy bears with VERY passive aggressive messages
- Cakes that spell out "I'm over you (but also fuck you)"

Revenue: ¥15 million/month.

Present day:

The florist is opening locations in Osaka and Kyoto.

He offered me a partnership.

Florist: 10% equity. You were the first revenge customer.

Me: I just ordered flowers!

Florist: You INSPIRED me. This is your legacy.

I took the deal.

I now own 10% of Japan's largest spite-based floral company.

My ex sent me a message last week: "I can't believe you started this."

Me: I didn't start it. I just ordered flowers.

Her: You've created a MONSTER.

Me: *looking at quarterly profits* A very profitable monster.

Revenge is a dish best served with wilted roses apparently.

[“paula” @paularambles]

unsurprisingly the website this is from is literally

cookingforengineers dot com

[香月 @kizuka2020]

私的ベストショット��� 水辺に映る2人

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

decorative bat and rabbit shaped obi knots

[Miku @HatsuneMiku]

BREAKING: #Spain has officially won the Miku World Cup!!!

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

The 2026 World Cup has turned into a custody battle over Hatsune Miku

Fans joked the winner of Japan vs Brazil would get to keep the Vocaloid star, and now Norway has her

[Lucy Yeagersky @mutsumimujica]

Like fuck off lol

[Snackingway 🧁 @McFarOut98]

@CultureCrave And the applause was heard around the world!